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We're going to play semantics all the way to Denver, I see. Mr. Smith, shut the fuck up.

Posted by Fnarf | June 3, 2008 11:40 AM

Oh no! What ever shall we do!?

Oh . . . we can just wait until tomorrow, when it'll be true.

Thanks, Smitty!

Posted by Ziggity | June 3, 2008 11:42 AM

You're probably spot on, as usual, Eli.

And we should probably also remind Slog's readers that anonymous clinching is a great way to get the clap.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | June 3, 2008 11:47 AM

By the weekend, all but two of the Governors who backed Clinton are expected to announce, after Tuesday's results, that they're backing Obama.

It's over.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 3, 2008 11:58 AM

Obama for Super-Secret President '08!

Or, maybe he already is!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | June 3, 2008 12:03 PM

I'm clinching my sphincters in anticipation right now. Well, the ones I can clinch voluntarily that is...

Posted by PopTart | June 3, 2008 12:12 PM

@6 -- Have you taken it up the third eye so many times you need a draw string?

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | June 3, 2008 12:50 PM

Gee Odrama is such a strong and popular candidate that he can't wait till the last two primaries to finish. If Clinton gets close in the last two primaries some of these dumb super delegates should at least give support to Clinton.

Posted by Odrama | June 3, 2008 12:53 PM

@7 Umm, no I can still control that one voluntarily thank you very much. I was referring to the fact that the human body has something like 40 sphincters, some are voluntarily controlled, some involuntarily. Unless Wikipedia is lying to me, in which case I retract my previous post because of Wikiidiocy.

Posted by PopTart | June 3, 2008 12:57 PM

I can play "Oh, Suzannah" with my duodenum.

Posted by Fnarf | June 3, 2008 1:00 PM

@9 -- Thanks for the new info! :-)

@10 -- But I bet you always open with something by Squeeze (think about it...)?

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | June 3, 2008 1:14 PM

Anonymous clinching? Sounds like something you need a "wide stance" for.

Posted by pragmatic | June 3, 2008 1:33 PM

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