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Devastating use of bold tags.

Posted by Jason | May 5, 2008 6:04 PM

I agree with Jason. Made me laugh. Ah, Scarlett.

Posted by Jamey Summa | May 5, 2008 6:09 PM

Perhaps Mr. Reynolds is talented in areas other than acting?

Posted by Justy | May 5, 2008 6:19 PM

are you under the impression SHE is talented? i've yet to see any evidence of such. she's just hot. there is a difference, you know. (i've seen plenty of straight men confuse the two in regards to female actresses, so it's understandable).

Posted by ellarosa | May 5, 2008 6:47 PM

She's just engaged, that doesn't mean sh*t. That ring will come off the second she sees me.

Posted by champ | May 5, 2008 6:54 PM

A "talented man" reference coming from the "Books Editor" of The Stranger. Funny, ironic - what a sense of humor.

Posted by Ed | May 5, 2008 7:07 PM

I think Reynolds is talented. Maybe he's not a great dramatic actor, but I like his comedic work.

Posted by bubbles | May 5, 2008 7:17 PM

I think champ has the winning attitude ... and a forthcoming no-contact order ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 5, 2008 7:17 PM

Hey, Slog ate my orgasm comment, what's up with that? His washboard abs made my panties wet. There Slog, like that one better?

Posted by PopTart | May 5, 2008 7:17 PM

I'm Dane Cook is up next.

Posted by heywhatsit | May 5, 2008 7:26 PM

I liked them better when he was nailing Alanis and she was single and dating her way across Hollywood.

Posted by Jessica | May 5, 2008 7:39 PM

They'll be divorced within 3 years, and I'll have another chance.

Either that or when she sleeps around on him, I'll be the guy.

My hopes are undimmed.

Posted by King Rat | May 5, 2008 7:52 PM

Does this mean his ex, Alanis, will be writing an angry song about Scarlett?


Posted by Sara | May 5, 2008 8:20 PM

She looks just a little teeny bit like Ann Coulter in that picture. Holy fuck.

Posted by elenchos | May 5, 2008 9:14 PM

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. When did Scarlett J turn into a man? And her head seems like it's the wrong size.

Posted by Fnarf | May 5, 2008 10:30 PM

Is it just me, or does he have a screwed up face? I have never been able to get past it.

Posted by ams | May 5, 2008 10:51 PM

Let's dissect: Scarlett=hot, fiance=hot singers'/starlet's whore, people who care about this shit= those who deserve McCain and Lieberman for president....i.e. wtf matters

Posted by M | May 6, 2008 12:17 AM

@14,15 - might be an HDTV or other aspect photo that was shrank down to a different aspect.

Personally, Maria Carey getting married was far more devastating news ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 6, 2008 12:32 AM

Ryan Reynolds is a fantastic comedic actor!

Posted by Sam | May 6, 2008 7:48 AM

The only woman that matters is the actress who plays Six. And ECB.

Posted by meh | May 6, 2008 7:49 AM


Steven Pinker wrote a whole book saying that caring about this shit is why humans developed language and came to rule the earth. Who'd have thought?

Posted by elenchos | May 6, 2008 7:55 AM

Why is she marrying him, he's ORANGE!

Posted by SDizzle | May 6, 2008 8:42 AM

Well, this is really just a new form of Winslet fatalism.

Posted by Greg | May 6, 2008 9:08 AM

best pic on the face of the planet below!!

hes my number one star fuck

Posted by benxer | May 6, 2008 9:27 AM

how old is she, 22? brilliant move. divorced by 25.

Posted by max solomon | May 6, 2008 9:40 AM

Why is HE marrying HER?

He at least, is kinda funny. She's basically a coat hangar with a nice rack.

Posted by michael strangeways | May 6, 2008 9:57 AM

@17 I realize my name is rather disingenuous, but surprisingly I am capable of both thinking that Ryan's washboard abs are smokin' hot and caring about politics.

Posted by PopTart | May 6, 2008 10:11 AM

@20: If that were true, you'd know her name.

@23: I had never heard of that, but it is amazing.

Posted by Aislinn | May 6, 2008 10:49 AM

@28: And true. Just looking at the page again has reminded me how pointless my life is.

Posted by Greg | May 6, 2008 12:00 PM

"Talented men" Paul? Really? Check. Ryan Reynolds not talented? Hilarious. Check. Cuckolding Scarlett Johanssen fantasies are-a-go.

Posted by Gabe | May 6, 2008 12:58 PM

Hello? Ryan Reynolds proposed and got engaged to Alanis Morissette for three years before he dumped her.

Don't worry y' still have nonexistent chances!!!

Posted by Non | May 6, 2008 1:21 PM

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