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Friday, May 30, 2008

Self-Published Books Get No Respect IV

posted by on May 30 at 14:00 PM

The title is IF YOU LOVE ME, PLEASE DON’T SPANK ME!, and the boy on the cover is saying “Hey Mom. This boy looks alot like me.” Also note the lacivious mushroom to the right of the boy.

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Look at the size of that kid's hand. What is it that they say about a guy with big hands?

And, you know, a children's book doesn't actually have to be illustrated by a child.

Posted by keshmeshi | May 30, 2008 2:55 PM

Please don't stop with these, Paul.

Posted by Eric Reynolds | May 30, 2008 3:09 PM

I enjoy the "Puppy by:" and "Angel by:" credits at the bottom of the cover.

Posted by Greg | May 30, 2008 3:14 PM

Is the boy on the cover holding a copy of the book he's on the cover of? Thats so meta.

Posted by Marcel Duchump | May 30, 2008 3:27 PM

This one would be like shooting fish in a barrel, so I'm not even going to try. I mean, sometimes the jokes almost write themselves...

Posted by Wolf | May 30, 2008 3:44 PM

It's Hillary.

Posted by Sirkowski | May 30, 2008 4:01 PM

But some people love to be spanked. So, if you don't spank them does that then mean that you no longer love them?

Posted by Sad Comment | May 30, 2008 4:30 PM

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