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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Notes From the Prayer Warrior

posted by on May 13 at 13:17 PM


Tuesday, 13 May 2008

Thank you so much for praying for last Sunday’s services! It was a great dayŚmothers were honored and God used Romans 1 to explain the only two choices we have which are to glorify God or to not glorify God. Not glorifying God leads to destruction and glorifying God leads to victory!

Please continue to pray for next Sunday as we finish up the verses and learn how to eliminate destruction in our lives and why it is important to stay away from the homosexual lifestyle.

Pastor Hutch

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Hutch is obsessed with homosexuality. He has to take it up the ass in a park after dark somewhere.

Posted by Bub | May 13, 2008 1:23 PM

Look at his photos. My gaydar pings pretty loudly whenever I see him. He's like the male Loretta Devine.

Posted by Michigan Matt (soon to be Balt-o-matt) | May 13, 2008 1:28 PM

I see Johnny One-Note is at it again. Ho hum, how boring.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | May 13, 2008 1:29 PM

Was he glorifying God during the Seahawks 2-12 1976 season?

Posted by Dougsf | May 13, 2008 1:32 PM

Hutch... I know you read this...

Please, Hutch. Let it go. Your obsession is destroying you...

Seek help.

Posted by natopotato | May 13, 2008 1:46 PM

Dude has a one-track mind.

Posted by monkey | May 13, 2008 2:07 PM


Posted by Viking | May 13, 2008 2:10 PM

You have to wonder about his congregation that they are willing to listen to the same "lesson" week after week. Did he somehow handpick a perfect flock so he didn't need to talk about adultery, stealing, backsliding, etc.? Or does his bible only have one sin?

Posted by Carry | May 13, 2008 2:12 PM

I want to cast Howie Mandel to play Ken Hutcherson in my pop opera Modern Gomorroh just to hear him deliver the line "What will it be - glorify or no glorify?"

Posted by jackseattle | May 13, 2008 2:17 PM

I could have sworn there was tons of other stuff in the New Testament besides a tiny crumb or two of no-gay. Something about a camel and the eye of a needle? I wonder why he doesn't preach that one more, over there in Kirkland.

Posted by Fnarf | May 13, 2008 2:22 PM

Most people would not even know who Ken Hutchinson was or care if the Stranger did not give him all this publicity.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | May 13, 2008 2:22 PM

Carry @8 - I'm just speculating here, but based on my experiences being raised conservative Christian, his church probably has a pretty steady rate of turnaround. One person who gets tired of being lectured about teh gays every Sunday leaves, another who isn't tired of it yet joins.

Posted by Hernandez | May 13, 2008 2:26 PM

There is so much suffering in the world, why does he think God wants to focus only on teh gays?
I wish he would be as vociferous on
clean water for billions of people

Seems to me there is more bang for the buck in fighting these problems than endlessly telling me god hates me and my boyfriend.

Posted by calvin | May 13, 2008 2:31 PM

Did he refer to himself as God in the email?

"It was a great dayŚmothers were honored and God used Romans 1 to explain the only two choices..."

Why, yes, he did!

Posted by blank12357 | May 13, 2008 2:35 PM

Ok, this makes it official. Ken Hutch is without a doubt living in the closet.

Posted by bryce beamish | May 13, 2008 2:39 PM

He brags about his connection to this White House. This White House has turned the black infant mortality rate on it's head. You'd think he would do more to end suffering. Instead he tries to increase hurt to people in the name of his "God".
He's in denial about himself and he will slowly self destruct- just watch.

Posted by Vince | May 13, 2008 3:02 PM

I choo-choo choose - ungodly!

Seriously, even if "God" were to exist, the notion that a being powerful enough to create a universe over 30 BILLION LIGHT YEARS in diameter (and growing by the day), but neurotic enough to require the blind, unquestioning obeisance of every hairless ape on a puny planet circling one of roughly 400 Billion stars in one of approximately 130 Billion galaxies is NOT a being with whom I want to have any kind of relationship, personal, spiritual, or whatever.

'Cause that being has a just plain fucked-up cogitating organ.

Posted by COMTE | May 13, 2008 5:54 PM

in avoiding the homosexual lifestyle, to what lengths must i go? do i need to cross to the other side of the street when i see two people together who "look" gay? must i quit my job if there are suspected or out gays working in the same office? i'm in a quandery here. will god be upset with me if i buy a coffee from a butchy girl with multiple piercings, tatoos and muscles? or is it enough to resist the urge to eat pussy myself...? i hope the last one, 'cause that was easy!

Posted by ellarosa | May 13, 2008 8:38 PM

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