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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on May 29 at 12:45 PM

Yet another sure sign of the apocalypse…

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someone throw him a joint

Posted by apres_moi | May 29, 2008 12:57 PM

Wait a minute, how did he get the cigarette lit? Does he have a lighter? Can he use matches without setting himself on fire. What about the cigarette, where did he get that? Did someone give it to him? Does he have his own pack, does he ever break them, does he know to keep them dry. Did he buy them, where did he get the money, who's paying him, what for, does he really understand money, what else does he buy at the store, should obama share his nicorette with him, can a monkey even learn to chew gum. These are all important questions, I demand an answer!

Posted by Jesse Vohs | May 29, 2008 1:21 PM

Wait is that video proof of Obama smoking from the earlier post?

Posted by Poll Smoker | May 29, 2008 1:31 PM

omg ~racist~

Posted by Non | May 29, 2008 1:41 PM

And, Jesse, what I'd like to see is for some hyoo-mahn to try to take it away from him.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | May 29, 2008 2:00 PM

WASHINGTON -- The number of Army suicides increased again last year, amid the most violent year yet in both the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. An Army official said Thursday that 115 troops committed suicide in 2007, a nearly 13 percent increase over the previous year's 102. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because a full report on the deaths wasn't being released until later Thursday.

Posted by I see your boobie | May 29, 2008 2:00 PM

the chimp's in a prison. let him have a butt.

@2: they have to be tossing him lit cigs.

Posted by max solomon | May 29, 2008 3:15 PM


only on FAUX NEWS!

Posted by kyle [TCBITR] | May 29, 2008 3:21 PM

My grandfather used to have a smoking monkey that sat on the fireplace mantle, so I assume this is a hereditary trait.

Posted by COMTE | May 29, 2008 3:25 PM

#8, it's not Fox News, it's a local Fox affiliate. In fact, I think it's Spokane. Why would Fox News spend time on this when they could spend time trashing liberals?

Posted by w7ngman | May 29, 2008 3:41 PM

So that's what Kelly O and Ari Spool did with all that Rize. They sent it all to South Africa with a note instructing that it all be donated to the animals in the zoo. And look what happened! Shame on you, ladies! Shame on you!

Posted by Cookie W. Monster | May 29, 2008 4:07 PM

2 & 7: the anchor said that zoo patrons toss him the "contraband." but yes, i did wonder about how he lights them, which surprises me more than the addiction itself.

Posted by ellarosa | May 29, 2008 11:53 PM

Looks like half the people in my home town. Bent, Grey, Chainsmokers. Yup, that pretty much sums it up. Oh! I forgot that chimp has to be a raging alcoholic too.

Posted by Karla Kaiser | May 30, 2008 12:01 PM

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