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more importantly, will Duffman be there?

Posted by michael strangeways | May 5, 2008 4:38 PM

will the dwarfs do a renactment (sp?) of the battle of puebla?

Posted by SeMe | May 5, 2008 4:53 PM

That would fucking be awesome.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | May 5, 2008 5:01 PM

If being small counts as "talent", what about having a hairy ass?

Posted by w7ngman | May 5, 2008 5:08 PM

I think they'll be using obsidian knives to sacrifice people at their temple.

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 5, 2008 5:22 PM

Tiki Bob's, Cowgirls Inc. and Vessel (obvs).

Posted by kid icarus | May 5, 2008 5:30 PM

If they're not wrestling, I'm not going.

Posted by Explorer | May 5, 2008 5:39 PM

You can never have too much jello, @7.

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 5, 2008 7:22 PM

Dude, that is not the preferred nomenclature.

Posted by Greg | May 6, 2008 9:30 AM

@9: Thank you—just trying to sort this through. I went to Tiki Bob's (a.k.a. "Tiki's," usu. screamed/bellowed) and there were no sombrero'd dwarfs, only Corona girls giving out schwag, a blind Native American guy whom the DJ kept referring to as "Crazy Horse," and, finally, Jell-O wrestling.

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement | May 6, 2008 9:47 AM

hey bethany, the next time does a promotional liquor branding event with dwarf & midget talent, you can rest assured WE will let you know or you can call us @ 1-866-U-midget and find out directly! maybe the gig never happened? but you and others can book our elves, oompa loompas and leprechauns the next time you want your event to rock!

Posted by 1866Umidget | May 7, 2008 6:38 AM

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