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Monday, May 19, 2008

Gold-Plated Paraplegic Pornographer/First-Amendment Warrior Spotted in Downtown Wine Bar

posted by on May 19 at 7:36 AM

This just in from Slog Tipper Marti’s Friend, represented by Slog tipper Marti, who writes:

My friend spotted Larry Flynt (eew!) at Purple Cafe and Wine Bar this past Friday. Apparently he rolled in in golden wheelchair—gold wheels, gold spokes—I guess the whole thing was gold. But it wasn’t hopped up, electrically—some guy was just pushing it, old-style. Exciting shit.

P.S. Minutes before I received this tip, Flynt had just come up in a conversation I was having about, uh, this, with my lawyer friend saying the First Amendment would likely protect the gross parodists of saintly Dolly just as it protected the gross parodists of that fucker Falwell. Stupid fairness.

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**yawn** this affects me again how?

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | May 19, 2008 8:01 AM

Dolly Parton is a bitch.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 19, 2008 8:06 AM

And gold is SOOO tacky!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | May 19, 2008 8:41 AM

It is an odd social commentary when the President of the United States is doing everything in his power to undermine the constitution, and a tacky pornographer has become a champion of the constitution.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | May 19, 2008 8:44 AM

Are you having 80s flashbacks, Reverse?

Howard Stern isn't fit to clean Dolly's shoes.

Posted by Fnarf | May 19, 2008 8:54 AM

Fnarf, I was referring to Larry Flynt, not Howard Stern.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | May 19, 2008 9:28 AM

Stern is a dumbass, but just yesterday I used Hustler v. Falwell to explain to a co-worker why Dolly Parton isn't likely to sue Stern's show.

I wonder why the old coot was in Seattle?

Posted by Gary Seven | May 19, 2008 9:31 AM

Yes, Reverse, I know. Flynt's battles against the morality of a Republican president were 20 years ago. Your verb tenses are out of date.

Posted by Fnarf | May 19, 2008 9:35 AM

Agreed, Dolly Parton is a sweetheart. I'm all for mean/sick/weird humor, and can appreciate Howard Stern, but this is uncalled for. There are so many folks in showbiz who deserve it.

Posted by CP | May 19, 2008 4:41 PM

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