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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Risks of Having Gay Friends

posted by on April 16 at 15:33 PM

We’re fun to hang out with and everything… but, according to the Scientologists, you don’t want us riding shotgun.

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Man. I bet I can come up with all sorts of things to blame my gay friends for. I'll never have to take responsibility for anything ever again!

Posted by Aislinn | April 16, 2008 3:42 PM

If I was in a car with Jason Beghe, there would be an accident, too, 'cause all of a sudden I'd have Roman hands and Russian fingers...

he's a little muscle bear...woof.

Posted by michael strangeways | April 16, 2008 3:57 PM

After all, they can't possibly ride buses, being gays.

Posted by Abby | April 16, 2008 4:04 PM

So what else is new? The Scientologists think that the entire world is out to get them. Fucking freakazoids.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | April 16, 2008 4:07 PM

Can't we tar and feather the scientologists yet??? Still waiting....

I'll take my chances with a big homo any day over a freakish scientologist...


Posted by Kristin Bell | April 16, 2008 4:09 PM

oh MAN.... my career as a fag hag is officially over.

Posted by catnextdoor | April 16, 2008 4:23 PM

hey this is fantastic news! at last we can group scientology with other bigots like the BSA. this is an especially potent accusation to make in L.A. Can we have a celebrity deathmatch between tom cruise and arnold?

Posted by LMSW | April 16, 2008 7:46 PM

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