Teh Internets Since I’ve Already Mentioned LOLcats and the Bible Today…
posted by on April 14 at 12:31 PM
Here is the LOLcats Bible for you to enjoy.
Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
There’s more. There’s much, much more.
*vomits forever*
Only you can prevent LOLCats... and I really, really wish you would.
I want to stab my eye repeatedly with a sharp stick now.
Fuck.
This.
Stupid.
Garbage.
Brilliant! My two favorite things, mocking the bible and Lolcats.
Baby talk is so funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i can haz shark for teh jumpen?
I'm pretty sure you either can't spell or you are lost in atlanta with a pinlighter in your seer.
the Internet is a race and you did not win.
For the record, it's not baby talk, it's nerd talk.
It's not nerd talk, it's 4chan-people-who-spout-Chuck-Norris-jokes talk.
Imagine your friend's nerdy little brother, and then imagine the kids who he won't invite to his birthday party because they "smell weird."
That's them.
This reminds me more of Cartman talk than kitty talk.
Actually, SLOG would better in LOLCat, especially the endless political drivel.
"Then big kitty Nickels got imslf tangled inna yarn ball and cldnt do shit cept rub his itchy anus up against a condo tower..."
Pleez, nah mor.
Fuck y'all, the LOLCat bible is brilliant work.
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