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Deja vu? Memory loss?

Posted by Norbert | April 27, 2008 10:10 PM

Respectable iphone ownin' beeatches should know better than to be wearin' their ruffly panties under their garters, let alone be having serious relationships with cheatin' ass-men. Seriously. There I said it. What?

Posted by Well.. | April 27, 2008 10:53 PM

Thoroughly discussed on Slog about ten months ago, but worth the repost for those folks who somehow missed it. It is a miracle.

Posted by David Schmader | April 28, 2008 11:28 AM

Hey Dave,

Can you link to the old discussion? I'm too lazy to google that stuff. KTHNXBI

Posted by Graham | April 28, 2008 11:48 AM

oh god. this is as ghetto as "My Baby Daddy" from the 90s -

Although, if i had a bf that was pulling the same shit as this guy, i'd be wanting to smell his dick too.

Posted by apres_moi | April 28, 2008 12:09 PM

It's obviously a novelty record. The 00's version of "They're Coming to Take Me Away" or "Monster Mash," but it further signals the decline of civilization in public discourse.

Not surprising for a generation whose TV entertainment was "Jerry Springer" and "Fear Factor."

Posted by Bauhaus | April 28, 2008 12:25 PM

Vagina's make penis's smell bad.

End of Line

Posted by ecce homo | April 28, 2008 12:34 PM

Still, the ensemble version from the American Idol contestants was better.

Posted by saxfanatic | April 28, 2008 1:10 PM

@7: Whatever, loser. Even the MCP gets laid more than you do.

Posted by Greg | April 28, 2008 1:11 PM

smelly foot bitches?!?!?

Posted by hal | April 28, 2008 1:30 PM

Does it take practice or is it pretty obvious where a dick has been?

It is totally obvious from vaginal sex. Probably just as obvious for anal.

Not so obvious if he been getting blown.

Posted by Mike in MO | April 28, 2008 4:18 PM

Nice, ecce--b/c asshole makes it smell so much better.
Anyway, I don't know about dick, but I did have a friend whose girlfriend would smell undies when she got home. Yes, nasty. I guess its the same concept. Nasty dick, nasty undies.

Posted by Joy | April 28, 2008 4:41 PM

Best iPhone commercial ever!

Posted by Dance Fever | April 28, 2008 8:18 PM

No, penis's make vagina's smell bad. Well, atleast my pussy has never made a dick smell bad. After sex a dick will smell different, like his smell mixed with yours. After oral it smells like dried spit. And hopefully if he is cheating it will smell like latex. If he is behaving it will just smell like sweaty balls.

Posted by Cici | April 28, 2008 10:53 PM

I think the acoustic version is much better:

Posted by simpsfan21 | April 29, 2008 9:43 AM

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