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Friday, March 14, 2008

Zombie Supermodels

posted by on March 14 at 14:40 PM

She looks like a corpse.

Posted by Greg | March 14, 2008 1:02 PM

I agree with Greg. I also believe that looking like a corpse while wearing Haute Couture is part of the fucking deal.


This girl looks a little steadier on her feet, and is slightly more animated than a corpse. She is a glamor zombie. I think she has great forward thrust in the upper body, which shows some capacity for locomotion. The photograph reveals nothing about her capacity for eating human brains.

Le costume is again Galliano for Dior, from the Spring couture, ‘07. The workmanship in this particular collection is especially beautiful, with silk origami decorating many of the clothes. These ensembles are made by hand by teams of people with rare and specialized skills. It is the ultimate in the dressmaker’s art. It is magnificent, and vain, and we deserve a world where it thrives for its own sake.

Now, how to eat a puppy like a zombie. For Jake and David.

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I'd go to couture fashion shows if I could put a bullet into each of the models' brains. Then, each of the designers'.

Posted by Greg | March 14, 2008 2:55 PM

I totally want to do that to every purse dog I see in a grocery store/library/doctor's office/Nordstrom's shoe dept.

Posted by Jessica | March 14, 2008 3:16 PM

Oh god, I hope "Glamor Zombie" is a challenge on Project Runway next season.

Posted by exelizabeth | March 14, 2008 3:33 PM

That video is totally a fossil--over a year old! Did you type this entry on an Apple IIe for crissakes?

Posted by Paul Constant | March 14, 2008 3:47 PM

Tom Wolfe dubbed the women for whom these clothes are designed as "social X-rays". Such patrons would include the late Pat Buckley (wife of the late Marie Antoinette of American politics) and the nearly-late Nancy Reagan (wife of our past Acting President). Whereas he labeled their walkers as "social moths", e.g. the très gai Jerry Zipkin.

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | March 14, 2008 3:48 PM

I just heard there is Dancing With The Moms, for the Moms of stars on Dancing With the Stars.

We need America's Top Model's Roommates.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 14, 2008 4:01 PM

that's a MAN, baby!

Posted by scary tyler moore | March 14, 2008 4:20 PM

Also, I got quoted in a post! Does that mean I'm a troll now? (Yay!)

Posted by Greg | March 14, 2008 4:24 PM


Posted by angelfish | March 14, 2008 6:01 PM

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