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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

“She also loves fish.”

posted by on March 19 at 15:53 PM

10 Things You Don’t Know About My Mom” by Meghan McCain.

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I cannot stand the tone of her writing. She sounds like a parody of a person; Elle Woods: First Daughter.

That said, she's right about one thing: Zack Pack does have the best name ever.

Posted by Aislinn | March 19, 2008 3:59 PM

"10 Things Nobody Cares About" by Tunamelt Cuntfeed.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 19, 2008 4:00 PM

Meghan loves Sleater-Kinney, bizarrely.

Posted by annie | March 19, 2008 4:04 PM

It's important for ordinary Americans to see what this obscure segment of our society is like, how they live, what they do with their time. Many of you, particularly here at the Slog, may not know any Republican Misses in your own social circle, but that doesn't mean that these largely invisible people aren't human beings just like you and me. Spare a moment to think about that when you pass one of these unfortunates by.

Posted by Fnarf | March 19, 2008 4:05 PM

You guys need to have a piece of software that, immediately upon your selecting "Zzzzzzzz" as the header, sends you a message telling you to get a life, and then logs you off. If that's what you think of the post, what the fuck makes you think we're going to think differently?

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | March 19, 2008 4:06 PM

Fnarf, I am the only liberal in my entire family.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 19, 2008 4:07 PM

"She was named "rodeo queen" in high school."

AKA she got ganged banged by the football jocks every weekend after the games ended.

Posted by apres_moi | March 19, 2008 4:08 PM

...yeah, fish stuffed with VICODIN

Posted by brett | March 19, 2008 4:20 PM

"First off, as you can see in this photo, she does an absolutely KILLER Liberace impersonation."

Posted by Wolf | March 19, 2008 4:22 PM

9. She can tell if a beer is fresh or not, depending on the taste.

This is an important quality in a first lady. Ask Betty Ford.

Posted by Wolf | March 19, 2008 4:27 PM

Yeah, the beer thing confuses me. I thought she was a recovering junkie.

Posted by DOUG. | March 19, 2008 4:34 PM

Mr. Poe @6: I can tell.

The girl (daughter, not mom) has some freakishly huge ta-tas, that's for sure (March 5 entry, eighth photo). I think it's hilarious that someone handed her a liposuction card and told her she was fat.

Posted by Fnarf | March 19, 2008 4:48 PM

Think we can persuade Meghan to read off the contents of her mother's medicine cabinet?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 19, 2008 5:02 PM

11. She had an affair with my dad when he was married to another woman who had two kids with him - and revelled in it!

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 19, 2008 5:04 PM

I can't stand fish which makes me a bit of a pariah in my limited and sad little social circles since I moved here from Spokanistan. However. However, fish stuffed with VICODIN could recalibrate my taste preferences in an enormous way.

Posted by Bob | March 19, 2008 5:26 PM

@11: She's the heiress to a brewery fortune. Daddy taught her something.

Posted by mistermix | March 19, 2008 5:43 PM

@3: Yeah, Sleater-Kinney and Screaming Trees, WTF? My original plan to corner her and yell at her while smashing her iPod just went down the drain-- now I have to corner her and steal it.

For all I don't trust her dad, her mother, or her family's politics, she reminds me of a lot of girls I've known and liked.

Posted by Jessica | March 19, 2008 5:51 PM

"I think she's slightly obsessed with Jeff Corwin."

Journalists - get to work!

Posted by umvue | March 19, 2008 6:02 PM

Cindy McCain will be a most poised and gracious First Lady to grace the White House.

Posted by raindrop | March 19, 2008 6:12 PM

Loves fish, eh?

Bet she does! Bet she does!

Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.


Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 19, 2008 9:25 PM

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