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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Jones Soda to Make LOL Cat Labels

posted by on March 26 at 11:21 AM


Click here to enter your LOL cat creation.

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Wow. I can't think of anything that makes me want to vomit more so far today.

Posted by Dave Coffman | March 26, 2008 11:33 AM

WIF MAH SODA? ruins the joke, alas. A lolcat is a very, very sensitive operation.

Posted by Fnarf | March 26, 2008 11:44 AM

The Wilford Brimley diabeetus cat better win.

Posted by PGC | March 26, 2008 11:57 AM

do not want!

want bucket.

Posted by infrequent | March 26, 2008 12:06 PM

@4: Haha, the lolrus is my favorite.

Posted by Aislinn | March 26, 2008 12:10 PM

Aw, I didn't realize Jones Soda was going out of business. I guess it was fun while it lasted...

Posted by Peter F | March 26, 2008 12:27 PM

This is fucking insipid. Put some Chuck Norris funfacts under the bottlecaps while you're at it.

Posted by Angry | March 26, 2008 12:29 PM

C'mon folks, is this really that devastatingly surprising? This is Jones Soda we're talking about - you know, sodas flavored like thanksgiving foods and all that? This was bound to happen sooner or later.

Posted by Hernandez | March 26, 2008 12:34 PM

Looks like it's official. Jones Soda had officially jumped the shark.


Posted by Reverse Polarity | March 26, 2008 12:55 PM

I will buy every bottle I can get my hands on.

Posted by crazycatguy | March 26, 2008 1:08 PM

Haters go away.

Iz excited!!!1!eleventy-one!

Posted by Nay | March 26, 2008 1:32 PM


Posted by Jeremy | March 26, 2008 1:34 PM

Do people actually buy that shit?

Posted by ivan | March 26, 2008 1:45 PM

@13 I totally do. I don't drink/eat stuff with corn products (allergies) so Jones soda with pure cane sugar is my go to. Problem is I probably only drink one can about every other month or so.

Posted by drew | March 26, 2008 3:08 PM

@ #9:

My thoughts exactly. Jones has gone from a tiny, well-kept secret (and a very good soda) a few years ago to a corporate slag. I can't even FIND normal, decent flavors any more.

Posted by Wolf | March 26, 2008 3:43 PM


For reals, isn't icanhascheezburger a local operation?

Posted by Jessica | March 26, 2008 4:48 PM

You know what I love? People who bitch about Jones "going corporate". Yeah, wow, they're soooooo corporate. Except, uh, they're not. If they'd gone all corporate they'd probably stop making the crazy flavors, and they sure as shit wouldn't be putting LOLcats on their labels. If they'd gone corporate they'd probably have more than 80 employees (they don't) and would move out of their shitty office space in SLU, and they'd actually be posting quarterly profits instead of losses. But they haven't done any of those things, have they?

It's too bad that you lost your "tiny, well-kept secret", #15. But maybe the employees at Jones would like to keep eating and paying their rents. That's hard to do when you keep your product a precious little secret for all the precious little hipsters.

Posted by haters to the left | March 26, 2008 4:51 PM

IAWTC (#17)

Posted by squidoo | March 26, 2008 5:40 PM

Awww, my daily lolz on a soda bottle. Two great things that go great together - Insane cat captions and fizzy beverages. I love the melon flavor best. Maybe it will have a lolrus on it next time, or maybe Ceiling Vat hizzelf. Who can say?

Posted by mike in oly | March 26, 2008 7:57 PM

I think it's awesome.

Posted by Ivory | March 26, 2008 11:19 PM

@12 FTW!!!1!

Posted by infrequent | March 27, 2008 8:53 AM

Will they come in Hairball and Catnip flavors? Well, maybe Catnip flavor won't be so bad (tastes a bit like mint.)

Will be looking for Bukkit flavored, too.

Posted by kanicholas | March 27, 2008 10:33 PM

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