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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

How Many “Ss” are there in “Top Chef”?

posted by on March 19 at 11:31 AM

Below, if you dare, you will discover the gayest thing that ever happened. It is an “interview” (or “hissing snake fight”, it’s impossible to be sure) with that jaunty Christian Siriano fellow who won Project Runway last season.

Now, I know you’ve heard this claim before. “The gayest thing ever.” But this really is the gayest thing…ever. EVER! And, girl, not necessarily in a good way. In fact, I’m swearing off penis from this moment forward, just to balance the universe again. It’s apt to implode or something if I don’t. And that would suck. Ironically.

Ready, then?


(Thanks Dan and Slog tipper “Casey”…um…I think…)

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I'm not sure, but I still think this is the gayest thing ever. Totally NSFW, clickers, but safe for SLOG.

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | March 19, 2008 11:44 AM

Bravo used to be something besides the "ridiculously campy young gay" network. Like when I was 10.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | March 19, 2008 11:48 AM

I thought for sure he was gonna push him out the window when he put his hand on his back.

Posted by chicagogaydude | March 19, 2008 11:48 AM

I'd pay $100,000 for a Blu-Ray copy of Christian getting hit by a semi.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 19, 2008 11:49 AM

For this, I shall never forgive Heidi Klum or Michael Kors.

Posted by Marty | March 19, 2008 11:50 AM

I got like a minute in, and couldn't take it anymore. And I like Christian. Who decided this was a good idea, and worth filming? It reminds me of cable access shows, but more grating.

Posted by Aislinn | March 19, 2008 11:54 AM

OMFG. I thought I was gay. Thought so for the last 25 years or so. But after watching this, it is clear that I'm not. This scares me.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | March 19, 2008 11:55 AM

I like the part where they talk about sassiness! OMG! Did anyone else think there was a weird vibe between the two of them?

Posted by Kristin | March 19, 2008 12:12 PM

Holy shit you ain't jokin'. I couldn't take more than 20 seconds.

Posted by Jersey | March 19, 2008 12:14 PM

Why the OMG - this is just about normal as things go, one of them reminds me of Adrian a lot, and a fair number of other queens.

The other is a butch bottom, very Seattle.

If this is TOO gay, you all need to get out a bit more.

Posted by Mary | March 19, 2008 12:18 PM

"ta-tas for of, like, an Olive Garden, and stuff"...

Posted by tomasyalba | March 19, 2008 12:23 PM

you don't know me, mary.

Posted by adrian! | March 19, 2008 12:25 PM

16 seconds.

Posted by torrentprime | March 19, 2008 12:31 PM

dude talks like paris hilton. he should not be allowed to speak.

Posted by szzza | March 19, 2008 12:35 PM

Mary: Interesting. I guess my time here in San Fran didn't adequately prepare me for Seattle gayness.

Posted by torrentprime | March 19, 2008 12:35 PM

Mary is a whore.

Posted by pencil riot | March 19, 2008 12:40 PM

The other guy is a gay version of a total douchebag.

Posted by Explorer | March 19, 2008 12:54 PM

Adrian did you catch the SNL parody of this guy/Bravo?


Posted by Non | March 19, 2008 1:07 PM

"speaking of sassy hotness, do you want to come see the electric fountain?"

that alone makes this the gayest thing ever.

Posted by joe | March 19, 2008 1:18 PM

Wait. Which one's gay?

Posted by Michigan Matt (soon to be Balt-o-matt) | March 19, 2008 1:40 PM

Well crap, I'd been avoiding Project Runway posts like the plague because I haven't seen the newest season and I didn't want to know the winner.

And now I know.

Posted by amp | March 19, 2008 2:15 PM

"ferosh" makes me hate gays.

Posted by Carollani | March 19, 2008 2:57 PM

I politely watched the whole thing. Adrian, live up to your swearing-off.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | March 19, 2008 3:37 PM

i just turned five times gayer than i was five minutes ago, dammit.

Posted by kim | March 19, 2008 5:05 PM


Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | March 19, 2008 5:50 PM

They didn't fall out the window.

Posted by -B- | March 19, 2008 11:46 PM

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