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Friday, March 28, 2008

Headline of the Day

posted by on March 28 at 15:05 PM

“Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kills Wife.”

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I read it as "Man Shitting Through Hole Kills Wife." Sometimes dyslexia really is fun!

Posted by Carly D. | March 28, 2008 3:06 PM

Shooting. Dumbass.

Posted by pencil riot | March 28, 2008 3:06 PM

Neighbor Mark Lassince said he believed it was a tragic accident.

"Bad things happen to good people, Lassince said.

Unfortunately, the bad thing for this woman was the dumbass husband she married.

Posted by bma | March 28, 2008 3:06 PM

Hey, I've done that. Just not intentionally.

Posted by Elvis | March 28, 2008 3:09 PM

I could have blown a hole in it all on my own!

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle's Enormous Penis | March 28, 2008 3:11 PM

this is a sad story. now if he had killed himself, this would've been a darwin award story instead.

Posted by apres_moi | March 28, 2008 3:19 PM

Nail guns are guaranteed by the Second Amendment.

You'll pry my automatic nail gun from my cold dead hands!

Posted by Holes Of The World Untie | March 28, 2008 3:19 PM

i liked this one:

"Hillary Clinton's only '20 times better' than a hotdog?"

Posted by cochise. | March 28, 2008 3:22 PM

Ah, Slog. Where the headline of the day is from 3 days ago.

Posted by Dylan! | March 28, 2008 3:24 PM
Posted by umvue | March 28, 2008 3:37 PM

I used to share a house with one of my (quite possibly psychotic) brothers. He slept with a .44 Magnum under his pillow. He had a bad dream one night, and blew a hole the size of my head in the wall. I moved out the following week.

Posted by Geni | March 28, 2008 4:17 PM

Thank god no pit bulls were harmed.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 28, 2008 4:52 PM

@5: Mountebank! Here's how you do it...

I'll tell you what shoots through a enormous penis!!!

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle's Enormous Penis | March 28, 2008 5:36 PM

The emos and goths were unscathed, too.

Posted by CP | March 28, 2008 6:50 PM

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