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Monday, March 24, 2008

The Hot Dog is Horny for the Mustard

posted by on March 24 at 9:56 AM

The hot dog is also a lady.

Not only does this commercial fail to make me want a hot dog, it makes me never want to eat anything ever again.

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Spicy brown men should take offense.

Posted by Cat in Chicago | March 24, 2008 10:12 AM

it's not a hot dog, it's some sort of lame sandwich...

Posted by uh | March 24, 2008 10:15 AM

Exposed buns on television! Think of the children.

Anyway, Gulden's mustard is much better than French's.

And a proper wholegrain mustard from France kicks both of their vinegary salty asses.

Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber | March 24, 2008 10:20 AM

That isn't a hotdog, and this commercial wasn't post-worthy.

A pox on your family.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 24, 2008 10:51 AM

After weeks of seeing it as nothing but a hot dog, I finally see that it is indeed a sandwich, which, for some reason, is much less upsetting.

For the correction of this optical illusion alone, this commercial was post-worthy.

Posted by David Schmader | March 24, 2008 11:52 AM

I know is been established that isn't a hot dog, but damn, I want a hot dog now.

French's brand "spicy brown" however, I do not trust.

Posted by Dougsf | March 24, 2008 12:48 PM

Is that Adam Corolla as the non-spicy mustard?

Posted by Anthony Hecht | March 24, 2008 1:30 PM

mmmmm, hot brown mustard inside me.

Posted by Me | March 24, 2008 9:39 PM

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