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Friday, March 7, 2008

Christian’s Fierce Plan to Save Britney

posted by on March 7 at 8:53 AM has an interview with Slog favorite Christian Siriano, winner of this season’s Project Runway, that touches on another Slog favorite, popwreck Britney Spears.

AE: I read in an interview with you that you said you wanted to save Britney Spears because she needs the gays.

CS: [laughing] She does. I know.

AE: Tell me what you’d do.

CS: Oh, my god. Listen, have you ever noticed Britney has no gays? She has no little fairies running around helping her. I don’t understand that.

AE: I know.

CS: It’s really horrible. Now I said to a producer once that I wanted to do a reality show called Project Britney instead of Project Runway, where I would take Britney for the next six months and I would do hair, makeup, wardrobe every day for her and become her personal staff every day. And then of course I would be, hello, the thanks that everyone has to give for saving Britney, ‘cause I would totally save her whole image and – oh my god, it would be flawless.

AE: But do you think she’d let you?

CS: No, she would never, no. She would never let anybody. I think that’s her point, like you know, everybody was doing that all her life, so she’s kind of rebelling. I mean I think it’d be fun. Most designers would never want to dress a celebrity like her, but I wouldn’t mind trying to like work her back into shape. It’d be fun.

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Well thank god I was able to watch the Finale last night, else I'd have had to scratch a bitches eyes out!

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | March 7, 2008 9:03 AM

good to know some of us are still willing to be aunt toms even after queer eye was canceled.

Posted by Ryno | March 7, 2008 9:18 AM

if only the gays can save brit she is surely doomed. Danny Boy and the Serious Party Gods is not what she needs.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | March 7, 2008 9:26 AM

Wait a second Christian Fierce is Gay?

Posted by Biggie J | March 7, 2008 9:29 AM

This was a super-cute interview, actually.

Posted by Katelyn | March 7, 2008 9:37 AM

Lord knows that girl needs a GOOD sewer!

Posted by Eric Grandy | March 7, 2008 9:53 AM

Xtian is on to something - this makes me like him more, even though Rami was hotter

Posted by jackseattle | March 7, 2008 9:56 AM

Friend of mine at Bravo said NO MORE PROJECT RUNWAY. This was the last season

Posted by Project Runway is dead | March 7, 2008 9:58 AM

Thank you for ruining the season finale for me, which we taped (I worked late Wed and Thu) and are going to watch tonight.

Posted by Big Sven | March 7, 2008 9:59 AM

@8 So is that why they showed a promo for an open casting call directly after the finale...? Huh.

Fucking Troll

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | March 7, 2008 10:21 AM

It'd be fun until she tried to fuck him, then he would die.

Posted by crazycatguy | March 7, 2008 11:24 AM

In the future, the field of mental health professionals will be replaced by sassy gay men who will give free makeovers and say things like "You go girl!" and snap their fingers.

Posted by iflurry | March 7, 2008 5:05 PM

I think it would be great if they put on some drag shows in the psych wards! Once when I was in they had a choir visit and on another day they had a person with a therapy was really great.

Posted by Kristin | March 8, 2008 7:08 AM

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