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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

American Idol—Nipples or No?

posted by on March 5 at 23:12 PM

Now that Project Runway is finally over, we turn our gaze to other television realities, and other screaming homosexuals. By which, of course, I mean American Idol, and this guy:


Every season itís fucking something, and this season that fucking somethingís name is David Hernandez. That’s him in the pic above.

David is a top (ahem) contestant this time around, and heís also apparently a big gay Ďho. Or a big ‘ho for the gays. Whatever.

The story goes that he found gainful employment as a rather nude stripper/topless bartender (with emphasis on the stripper) at a gay, gay, GAY! bar in the recent past, and everyone knows that this sort of frivolous behavior is deeply frowned upon by the prudes that run A.I.

So will Idol allow David to continue singing his little heart out, now that itís been uncovered (ahem, ahem) that heís all gay-for-pay and crap? And/or that he’s obviously none too shy about revealing his man-nipples? Or will he be unceremoniously dumped, like some unfortunate and booby-showing acquaintances of mine? And if he isn’t dumped, does that constitute a dreadful double standard?

Speculation is pointless. And Iím not watching the damn thing to find out.

Full story (and lots of nipply photographic evidence) here.

Oh, Sanjaya! Where are you?!?!


Nobody answer that.

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What? An entire half hour post this post and not-a-one comment?! I'll just have to do the honors: Fuckin' loove you Adrian Ryan.

Posted by A Then A | March 5, 2008 11:50 PM

Producer Ken Warwick has already stated that David won't be kicked off the show (and this was announced before the guys performed live Tuesday night).

And didn't your mother ever teach you not to use bitmaps on the Internet? If not, shame on her.

Posted by You're way behind | March 6, 2008 1:40 AM

a bmp in a webpage?!?!? Are you TRYING to crash my iPhone?? How big is that thing?? Like 5 megs??? And it was in the rss summary too; why not "after the jump"? So much for EDGE

Thanks a ton, technological illiteracy.

Posted by Jason petersen | March 6, 2008 1:59 AM

can we all agree that AI has jumped the shark?

Posted by Mike in MO | March 6, 2008 6:23 AM

Are you guys seriously just now starting to pay attention to American Idol?

Posted by Greg | March 6, 2008 7:28 AM

Adrian, you're up early....

Jason, nobody likes a namedropper.

Must. Have. Coffee.

Posted by catalina vel-duray | March 6, 2008 7:29 AM

Will this season's American Idol feature a pole-dancing competition?

It might be worth tuning in....

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 6, 2008 7:36 AM

I could go the rest of my life without seeing another episode of this tumor of a show. I'm surrounded by women at work, so hearing about it every fucking day is enough.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 6, 2008 7:59 AM

Always good to see another Hernandez in the news...

Posted by Hernandez | March 6, 2008 7:59 AM

Poe, your comment sounds a bit sexist.

Posted by just sayin' | March 6, 2008 9:26 AM

Thanks Adrian. Thanks Poe. I swear that you 2 guys are the only ones that make sense in this crazy online world.

Posted by wisepunk | March 6, 2008 9:38 AM

Mr. Poe would never say anything inappropriate.

So you're wrong.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | March 6, 2008 10:51 AM

I'm an angel. #10 is a cunt.

Posted by Mr. Poe | March 6, 2008 11:01 AM

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