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Friday, February 15, 2008

Valentine’s Day Bash 2008

posted by on February 15 at 13:37 PM

It was a loud, long, wild night—thanks to everyone that came out last night, brought mementos from their failed relationships, and let us smash ‘em to bits.






Wounds were healed, emotional closures achieved, crock pots destroyed, exes peed on (well, their photos anyway), love letters shredded, and rare Def Leppard albums were burned. Good times!

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I want to talk to the person who brought the spaghetti squash. Specifically what about it reminds them of their ex. And can I have the ex's number. Seeing as they're not using it anymore.

Posted by the bloop | February 15, 2008 1:51 PM

I want to know the how and why of those hot pink balls on that hot pink bunny suit.


Posted by KELLY O | February 15, 2008 1:53 PM

Is that Carollani?

Posted by ecce homo | February 15, 2008 1:53 PM

Looks like I got out of there in the nick of time....

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 15, 2008 1:59 PM

It was so much fun. Knowing that my ex's face (in picture form, of course) was up against your sweaty balls really warms my heart. Thank you, Dan.

Posted by Aislinn | February 15, 2008 2:02 PM

I really felt sorry for that woman who went without sex to get married to that guy who then cheated on her.


Posted by Will in Seattle | February 15, 2008 2:11 PM

No pictures and stories from Moe's? Were you all well behaved for a change?

Posted by elrider | February 15, 2008 2:23 PM

You smashed a watermelon? Did somebody break up with Gallagher?

Posted by Jason Josephes | February 15, 2008 3:08 PM

Sooooooooooooooooooo drunk.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 15, 2008 3:09 PM

who's the woman in red three pictures down? if you're heartbroken, i will cuddle.

Posted by stunk | February 15, 2008 3:21 PM

@9: I concur.

Posted by Jessica | February 15, 2008 3:25 PM

I am not a scientologist but, I would like to get to know the "sexual aura" of that scrabble hottie.

Posted by Zander | February 15, 2008 3:26 PM

I need to remember to blog that love letter...

Posted by Abby | February 15, 2008 3:29 PM

@9: I concur too. Scrabble and Scientology - that was intriguing.

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 15, 2008 3:32 PM

@12... she's a Unitarian, if that helps. And most of those Unitarian girls have a damn good "sexual aura."

Posted by Shmallow | February 15, 2008 3:43 PM


You mean, she's a whore who'll spread for anything?

Please clarify.

Posted by ecce homo | February 15, 2008 4:00 PM

Ecce Homo let me dump my ass in his mouth.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 15, 2008 4:01 PM

I think Mr. Poe grabbed my ass, and I may have grabbed aislinn's. I was drunk enough not to care. Oh you silly 'mos and your attempts to convert...I did have a blast seeing everybody though! I can't wait for when we do this in the summertime...

Posted by wisepunk | February 15, 2008 4:11 PM

I do what I want. I have no boundaries.

Unless my Jew tells me not to.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 15, 2008 4:14 PM

Ecce Homo-

Don't be bad mouthing my future girlfriend.

She's not your competition.

Posted by Zander | February 15, 2008 4:19 PM

@16 Definitely not a whore. They just tend to be a little more...uh... open-minded than other equally gorgeous young women.

Posted by Shmallow | February 15, 2008 4:25 PM

Your Jew is adorable, Poe. I'm jealous.

Posted by Abby | February 15, 2008 4:28 PM


Is that you in the Huckabee t-shirt? What does the shirt say? I could use a good anti-Huckabee shirt!

Posted by Jamie | February 15, 2008 4:33 PM

@15, 21: Unitarian girls aren't sluts, we're just open-minded.

Posted by Jessica | February 15, 2008 5:26 PM

Unitarian girls rock.

and the one in that photo looks particularly rockin.

Posted by gnossos | February 15, 2008 6:40 PM

For everyone who heard my tale of woe at Slog last night, know now that I am King of Everything.


Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 15, 2008 7:25 PM

Forget the other two, I'd hit Glasses in pic three like Shiva: one angry god, multiple fists.

Posted by Sebastian | February 15, 2008 7:41 PM

I particularly loved the girl who kept saying "Dan Savage". Well, Dan Savage, OMG DAN SAVAGE!!" Total fangirl! it was cute :) Maybe she's a saleperson. They tend to use your name in a sentence about 20 times.

Posted by fs | February 15, 2008 7:45 PM

oh yeah, I love me some unitarian scrabble babe.

Posted by drewl | February 16, 2008 1:23 AM

@At the Sloggers...Soooooo Drunk indeed.

I believe the phrase "damn PBR makes me throw up every time" was used.

Sad I missed the whole V-Day bash but I went to Dick's with the fleshy man toy. So it all evens out. ;)

Posted by Original Monique | February 16, 2008 10:45 AM

After seeing the picture of fine Scrabble lady, I am sorry I missed this event.

Posted by Greg | February 16, 2008 10:48 AM

@Kelly O: Those are my eggs. You wanna know what's inside?

Thanks, Dan, for the last little bit of catharsis.

Posted by Valentine's Day Bunny | February 16, 2008 10:49 AM

Scrabble Babes, new in town, will be at Chapel at 6:30 next Friday - no Scientologists.

Posted by ThreeScrabbleGirls | February 16, 2008 1:28 PM


Awww, shucks!

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 16, 2008 8:45 PM

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