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Friday, February 1, 2008

Prayer Warrior Watch

posted by on February 1 at 16:26 PM

Ruh-roh! Those rascals at Focus on the Family have chimed in on the whole Rev. Ken Hutcherson/Mount Si High School controversy.

It’s almost as good as Hutcherson’s chat with a bobblehead doll.

(Confidential to FotF: “newsworthy” is an adjective.)


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1

What toilet did this "stoplight" clown crawl out of. (The forgot to flush).

Posted by Partial Birth | February 1, 2008 4:47 PM
2

Where (besides UTube) is this stoplight dreck televised?

Posted by Partial Birth | February 1, 2008 4:49 PM
3

Ah yes, the newsworthy.

Posted by blaire with an e | February 1, 2008 5:07 PM
4

To address Hutch's "What if it were the other way around" question: There WAS a (closeted) homosexual speaker there that day. Can you guess who, Hutch? (hint: it's you)

The sooner you come to terms with the source of your sublimated shame Hutch, the sooner you can drop all the destructive business you're going about and put this part of your life behind hind you.

Posted by Dougsf | February 1, 2008 5:13 PM
5

@4

Am I detecting Dougsf mocking Hutch Hutcherson? Does Hutch mock Ken Schram in the video that he plays with his Schrammy doll?

And Hutch, who would Christ mock?

One thing for sure, Hutch needs to "come to terms" with... something. Meanwhile he is inflicting the public (excuse me, his public (or is it His public)) with his (Hutch's) sickening brand of Bible stretching.

Posted by Partial Birth | February 1, 2008 5:29 PM
6

For those who didn't watch the video I'll sum it up

LIBERAL TEACHERS :rollseyes:

Posted by Marcel Duchump | February 1, 2008 6:04 PM
7

Well, aside from the deliberate misinterpretations, distortions, and outright falsehoods presented in the piece (a couple by Hutch himself, I believe), I think the most telling nugget of info (probably not all that new to most people, though) was the acknowledgement that Hutch is "a close personal friend of James Dobson".

I mean seriously, what else does one really need to know?

Posted by COMTE | February 1, 2008 6:44 PM
8

What would this guy have thought of MLK if he had been old enough back then? It's like Rush Limbaugh's use of the term feminazi when anyone knows perfectly well he would have proudly displayed the swastika if he had been alive at the time.

Posted by RainMan | February 1, 2008 7:05 PM
9

i officially endorse hutch to fuck off. but, i chose to be gay, so my endorsement doesn't mean much.

Posted by johnmc | February 1, 2008 7:45 PM
10

#9
You have more value than an infinite number of hutch hutchersons.
For one, you don't overtly serve the devil.

Posted by Partial Birth | February 1, 2008 8:01 PM
11

Why can't we send this guy our used dildos?

Posted by Big Sven | February 1, 2008 9:09 PM
12

You are being too generous! hutch would get too much enjoyment from those.

Posted by Partial Birth | February 1, 2008 10:48 PM
13

To the claim that the liberal media didn't cover this story: I'd argue that The Stranger is one of the most liberal news sources in the area, and they certainly covered the story.

And also, does the media talk about it every time anti-war protesters infiltrate a Bush speech? No? Then clearly the media is controlled by the conservatives! (It's flawed logic. I personally believe that the media seems pretty conservative, but of course I do. I'm really, really liberal.)

Posted by Lauren | February 2, 2008 8:53 AM
14

I love the way he was trying to downplay Hutch. And the "what if the reverse happened"? Um...nobody would give a fuck if Hutch believed what he does. It's more about trying to squelch other people's rights that makes him a fucktard. If a gay speaker who were trying to have xtians right to go to church on Sundays? I would see how xtians should boo said person.

Sorry, rambling, probably didn't make as much sense here as it does in my head.

Posted by Carry | February 2, 2008 11:41 AM
15

Wow, race card much?

Apparently they were a might concerned that someone might miss the fact that "hutch" is a black pastor. He mentioned it what? 10-15 times in a 5 minute segment.

Posted by JohnnyC | February 2, 2008 5:37 PM
16

Instead of wasting our time on Huckabee, we should come up with euphemisms for "Hutcherson" or "Hutch."

Example: Hutch, Hutched, Hutching; verb. To perform oral sex while kneeling on a knee (prayer) pad.
"Go get your knee pads because I'm going to hutch you for a long time!"

Example 2: Verb. Threatening to call upon a large assembly of Christians, Jews, and Muslims when refused sex.

Posted by hermes | February 3, 2008 5:40 PM
17

This video is more nauseating than the "two girls/one cup" video.

Posted by For real | February 4, 2008 10:06 AM

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