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no, no one had to post it.

Posted by NaFun | February 6, 2008 3:44 PM

She knows what she has to do. She just isn't ready. And she still needs to buy the gun and all.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 6, 2008 3:47 PM

the funniest part of the allegation that her manager was controlling her, was that it was leveled by her fucking mother who raised the tramp to be what she is today.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | February 6, 2008 3:50 PM

I really think this is the beginning of the end.

Goodbye, Britney. I never liked your entertainment much, but it's still a shame to see someone my own age die so young.

Posted by byebye | February 6, 2008 3:55 PM

can we hurry up and cut to the final, tragic reel?

hopefully, she doesn't take anyone with her, when she goes...well, maybe some paparazzi or other tramputantes...

Posted by michael strangeways | February 6, 2008 4:12 PM

Seriously, folks, just leave Brittney alone.

It's like stepping on an already squashed and gasping bug ....

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 6, 2008 4:29 PM

That was awesome. Where's my US Weekly?

Posted by Anon | February 6, 2008 4:36 PM

40 cars in 4 lanes all suddenly try to hang a left and fit into one lane when she turns, hilarious

good thing there is a news chopper in the air.

Posted by Non | February 6, 2008 4:36 PM

is it wrong for me to want her to die in a car accident or kill herself?

Posted by scary tyler moore | February 6, 2008 4:49 PM

she's gonna live until she's 90. get over it.

Posted by superyeadon | February 6, 2008 5:01 PM

may britney spears know peace.
may britney spears know happiness.
may britney spears know fufillment.
may britney spears know contentment.

Posted by max solomon | February 6, 2008 5:06 PM

she should just invest in real estate, get married and live somewhere far away from california while getting fat and keeping up a cooking blog.

that's the best possible conclusion to all of this.

Posted by Cale | February 6, 2008 5:06 PM

Cooking blog? Who would write it? Brit's not literate, is she?

Posted by Fnarf | February 6, 2008 5:24 PM

i think i've stumbled across an illiterate blogger or two...

and no, that's not a swing at ecb.

Roleplay: Atheist Family Life

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go f*ck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men f*cking each other in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!


Posted by Cale | February 6, 2008 5:38 PM

"Roleplay: Atheist Family Life"

OHHHH Lordy!!! Thats my ideal home right there...

thank you validating my secular wishes and god hating dreams.

Posted by pissy mcslogbot | February 6, 2008 6:05 PM


Hey, that is almost exactly my life! Awesome!

Posted by NaFun | February 6, 2008 6:40 PM

Why does she say "Don't go into the bedroom"? What if he wanted to watch or join in? That's a bad atheist, there.

Posted by NaFun | February 6, 2008 7:16 PM

this is a total misrepresentation of atheism! the gay guys should be in the living room where everyone can watch! these people don't get our values at all...

Posted by erika | February 6, 2008 9:28 PM

If a tree falls in the forest with only a piece of paper nailed to it with the latest Britney gossip - wait, no, someone has to be there to read it. So you will hear the tree fall - well, that's a fucked-up aphorism. Publish AND perish.

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | February 6, 2008 11:53 PM

Cale: that's a put-on site, right? Are they serious? They're not serious.

Posted by --MC | February 7, 2008 7:47 AM

#20, honestly I don't know.

Posted by Cale | February 7, 2008 9:27 AM

@14: I only wish atheism were half that interesting. For one thing, in real life, Christians are hard to light.

Posted by J.R. | February 7, 2008 9:53 AM

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