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Monday, February 25, 2008

Hillary is Mom Jeans

posted by on February 25 at 18:17 PM

Hillary wants you to leave Britney alone.

Hillary wears socks with sandals.

Hillary writes everything in Comic Sans.

Hillary hardly ever understands why the Far Side is funny.

And dozens more to be found here.

(Also:; thanks for the links, Robby.)

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What? How stupid. This is just further evidence of the complete ignorance and immaturity of Obama supporters.

Posted by Mike in Pioneer Square | February 25, 2008 6:52 PM
Posted by whoa | February 25, 2008 6:57 PM

Mike in Pioneer Square is constantly checking his breath.

Posted by hee haw! | February 25, 2008 7:11 PM

Hillary Clinton will wear a Yamika, and manually drop a cluster bomb out of a moving jet on the Muslim village of your choice, if you donate money to her now.

Posted by Gay Jesus | February 25, 2008 7:12 PM

No worries, Mike in PS. You can join me in voting for McCain!

Posted by Ready? | February 25, 2008 7:22 PM

Hillary doesn't wipe down the machines when she's done.

Hillary sent you an email with "Fwd: Fwd: FWD:" in the title.

Hillary comes with hidden finance charges.

Posted by tsm | February 25, 2008 7:27 PM

Almost ready, @5. And @4, that's yarmulke, shitforbrains.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 25, 2008 7:33 PM

Hillary told your mom you smoke...

Posted by Clint | February 25, 2008 7:41 PM

5280, I'm serious.

Posted by Ready? | February 25, 2008 7:45 PM

Uhm, don't put this on Obama suppporters. A few dumbasses do not a President make.

This is the kind of foolishness that causes some (foolish) feminists to vote for Clinton to make a point. The sexism directed at Clinton is overwhelming. The website about her is a great example of that sexism. However, voting for her does not make the sexism go away, it will only cause the Democrats to lose the general election.

Posted by Papayas | February 25, 2008 7:46 PM

Racism may be America's wound, but misogyny is the underlying sepsis.

Posted by Laurence Ballard | February 25, 2008 8:06 PM

God, when the Islamoterrorists finally hit the shores in Zodiac rafts all they need are Hillary and Obama masks and clown suits to bring you whiny shits to your knees. Jesus.

I'm sorry your daycare workers hid the new toys from some of you. But hey, Reactive Attachment Disorder is just ADHD for the new millennium.

The GOP is going to mow down Obama and his freshly diapered constituents like a brand new Toro rear bagger in a flat yard of 4 inch bluegrass. Man up.

Posted by Bob | February 25, 2008 8:13 PM

How is this sexist?

Posted by Chris in Tampa | February 25, 2008 8:14 PM

Credit to

Barack Obama is, indeed, your new nanny. What, you mean you don't want to pay for everyone else's healthcare?

Posted by Tix | February 25, 2008 8:16 PM

Because it's mean!

Posted by Bob | February 25, 2008 8:17 PM

I wonder if some people see a website like this, no matter how crudely done, and assume that people spent hundreds of dollars and man-hours to create it with the sole purpose of ruining someone's career.

Why else would you get so upset over something so trivial and obviously innocent?

Posted by Chris in Tampa | February 25, 2008 8:19 PM

Oh I see the Obama link now - my bad. (Hangs head in shame.) His don't even make sense, though.

Posted by Mike in Pioneer Square | February 25, 2008 8:23 PM

chris, if you can't see the sexism in "hillary faked the funk on a nasty dunk" or "hillary let dingos take your baby," then you're clearly a part of the problem. there's just no reasoning with people like you. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. now go beg your mother for forgiveness.

Posted by brandon | February 25, 2008 8:24 PM

I've been amazed at the subtle racism coming into play about Obama. I watched footage today of a Clinton rally and a supporter was holding a sign that said "Obama can sure TALK GOOD but Clinton SPEAKS WELL".

Disgusting. I don't blame Clinton herself for their racist, shrill supporters but I wish Clintonites would extend that same courtesy when describing Obama.

Just because some of his supporters are voting for Obama based solely on inspiration, doesn't mean he has no policies. In fact, I think every election there is probably a 20 to 40% who vote based on inspiration/"who is more presidental"/"who makes me proud" alone. Its not Obama's fault he can get that crowd and Hillary can't. In fact, folks, its a good thing. Its what wins general elections.

Posted by JJ | February 25, 2008 8:26 PM

How is this sexist? I'm pretty sure it's only guys who wear socks with sandals.

Posted by Gloria | February 25, 2008 8:36 PM

I like Hillary, I found Tina Fey's skit inspiring, but these are pretty damn hillarious.

Posted by johnnie | February 25, 2008 8:41 PM

Mr. Poe thinks this is funny. Kind of.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 25, 2008 8:41 PM

Don't believe anyone who tells you "join me in voting for McCain!" is the new euphemism for "let me suck your dick!" It's a stupid hoax and they'll be sooo mad when you whip it out.

Posted by elenchos | February 25, 2008 8:59 PM

There actually was a bit in a recent New Yorker article about Hillary not fitting in when she moved to Arkansas, one example being that she wore sandals without painting her toenails. Note this wasn't the author's issue, but the kind of petty things people in Arkansas held against her.

Posted by bob | February 25, 2008 9:05 PM

What I think is funny is the idea that Old Man McCain, and that creepy growth on his neck, could be taken seriously by even the retards in the GOP.

Yes, old white people vote in higher numbers. But I really think Obama will bring everyone who is tired of old white people out to finally drown them out, so that they can finally totter off to their well-deserved graves.

Posted by Old White Person | February 25, 2008 9:25 PM

I just want to know why the Obama ones are so LAME.

Posted by Mike in Pioneer Square | February 25, 2008 9:28 PM

You know, when I first saw, it occurred to me that I have web development skills and I thought, "Hey, I should make a Clinton version, except I'll put a bunch of lame google ads and cluttered links all over the page and ruin the effect and make tons of money."

Apparently I've been beaten to the punch.

Posted by w7ngman | February 25, 2008 9:37 PM

And it's so awesome that you can add your own for the Hillary sayings, but you can't for Obama.

While this is probably an site done by some immature kid, (hence the ultra easy Javascipt) it's typical of the Obama campaign hypocricy.

"We want to change the atmosphere in America and bring people together..." --just as soon as we're done playing dirty politics and trashing Hillary Clinton. Now that's different!

Now they're even making stuff up about things like the turban photo and saying "Hillary's campaign did it" or "But she did it first!" It's the excuse for everything. Lame. I just want their campaigners to get caught planting fake shit like that.

Obama's campaigners aren't different, they're like the Republicans, and possibly worse. Too bad that it has to come at the expense of other Democrats.

I can never respect the guy (Obama) after seeing the way his campaign is being run. I don't want to vote for McCain. Maybe I'll write in 'Al Gore'.

Posted by Mike in Pioneer Square | February 25, 2008 9:53 PM

Clinton/Obama 2008.

Posted by Big Sven | February 25, 2008 9:55 PM

Mike in Pioneer Square, they aren't supposed to "make sense". You're taking it too seriously. It's just random nice things that Barack Obama did for you. If you don't "get it" I don't know what to say.

Oh, and is brilliant because it's actually *original*. It's so apolitical, so innocent, its just ridiculous enough to be funny to anyone., on the other hand, has such an obvious political agenda that it actually pains me to click the link and read whatever fallacious anti-socialist crap comes next.

"Barack Obama spends your money"

Better my money than China's money, I always say.

"Barack Obama spends now and asks questions later"

Seriously, has this person been in a coma the last eight years?

"Barack Obama opposes decriminalizing Marijuana"

Oh wait, it's a Ron Paul supporter.

Posted by w7ngman | February 25, 2008 10:07 PM

Amazing. All of those accusations are completely unfounded, and if you believe them, it is apparently you that have no sense of humor.

Posted by Catman | February 25, 2008 10:10 PM
While this is probably an site done by some immature kid, (hence the ultra easy Javascipt) it's typical of the Obama campaign hypocricy.

Yes, Mike, it is, in fact, almost certainly done by some random person just screwing around in their spare time. But don't let that stop you from imbuing it with a ridiculous amount of significance and symbolism, so as to facilitate whining about how Clinton is losing the primary.

Posted by tsm | February 25, 2008 10:16 PM

Big Sven - Thanks for clearing things up for me.

I was just looking for a little 'equal opportunity' fun.

Posted by Mike in Pioneer Square | February 25, 2008 10:17 PM

When using the out house Hillary looks down the hole

Hillary thinks Chelsea is a virgin

Someone named Hillary drinks half of any pop in the office fridge

Hillary sends Bill to buy the Kotex

He gets two boxes, one to polish the car

( had a few good hoo hahs at this. Obama stuff would be funny if people would do the sexual stuff. He is a dish )

I have grown fond of her, what a bulldog, she would chew Mc Cain into pieces, but, can she win?

Posted by Essex | February 25, 2008 10:47 PM



Posted by Jasen Samford | February 25, 2008 11:39 PM

Mike in Pioneer Square is so offbase about this whole thing that it's hard for me to picture him as anything other than a cartoon.

Posted by Chris in Tampa | February 26, 2008 12:50 AM

Mike in Pioneer Square; get over it already. If you're doing this all in jest then you need to up your game. What is it? Are you truly bent out of shape about Obama or are you pretending to be because you think it would be funnty?

Sven; get off the crack pipe and stop repeating a presidential ticket that wont happen

Posted by Bellevue Ave | February 26, 2008 12:54 AM

remember JFK and LBJ

never is a very stupid word - lacking insight and the scope of potential reality

Senator Kay Bailey, TX>, has said no to Mc Cain in public which means she is first on the list

the world is mesermized

Posted by Essex | February 26, 2008 1:32 AM

Bellevue Ave / Reality Check 2008.

Posted by Big Sven | February 26, 2008 7:43 AM

Marc Jacobs endorses Hillary Clinton

Posted by Mom Jeans Are The New Black | February 26, 2008 7:53 AM

Hillary brought the six-pack of Natty Ice.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 26, 2008 8:03 AM

Sven, resistance is futile

Posted by Bellevue Ave | February 26, 2008 8:45 AM

Resistance / Futility 2008.

Oops. The Republicans are already running that ticket. Nevermind.

Posted by Big Sven | February 26, 2008 9:38 AM

barack makes you wipe his nose when he sneezes.

Posted by Emily | February 26, 2008 9:38 AM
45 is the best. The nanny state is coming. Get your diapers ready.

Posted by hussein | February 28, 2008 10:44 AM

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