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Friday, January 25, 2008

Today’s E-Stim Safety Tip

posted by on January 25 at 16:56 PM


Never run an electrical current from one nipple ring to another—because, you see, that will cause the current to pass through the chest cavity and that could stop the heart of the person with whom you’re doing e-stim and that could kill her dead. You probably shouldn’t do e-stim above the waist at all—just to be on, like, the safe side.

And if you wanna do e-stim, you might want to invest in an actual e-stim unit—I recommend ErosTek products—and use actual e-stim accessories designed for safe, sane e-stim play. Whatever you do, though, don’t attach an electrical cord to your wife’s nipples rings and plug that cord into a power strip. Because that will kill your wife dead and then you will be charged with manslaughter.

More e-stim safety tips here. And I would liked to have used a picture of a girl’s nipple rings to illustrate this post—but girl tits are NSFW. These sweaty, shaved, pendulous, pierced and alarmingly pumped up male tits, on the other hand, are completely SFW. Enjoy.

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He then picked up the electric strip and shocked her several more times, adding that he had placed a piece of electric tape over her mouth during the jolts.

It might also be a good idea to make sure your partner can communicate to you when he or she has had enough.

Posted by keshmeshi | January 25, 2008 5:23 PM

I've taken a 120 jolt before, and I didn't like it AT ALL. I can't imagine it on my nipples. And they did it OVER AND OVER. That's nasty and crazy. I wonder just how consensual it really was.

Posted by Fnarf | January 25, 2008 5:32 PM

I have to ask, but does the guy in picture have breast implants? I love a good man chest, but his is just toooooooooo scarrrry for this straight girl! my appoligies to those who like it! yuck!

Posted by LauraS | January 25, 2008 5:35 PM

Not implants, maybe roids. I like a nice man chest. But if it's roid-chest today, it's saggy boob chest tomorrow.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | January 25, 2008 5:39 PM

roids, make sense, still the more I stared at the chest, the more deformed it looked and the more disgusted I got!

Posted by LauraS | January 25, 2008 5:48 PM

note the matching scars across each man-tit. i think he might have implants.

Posted by brandon | January 25, 2008 5:55 PM

That pic totally reminds me of the Six Feet Under episode when David is fretting over Keith supposedly preferring women.

Posted by keshmeshi | January 25, 2008 6:03 PM

E-stim. OK, that's it. I'm officially an old fart.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | January 25, 2008 6:14 PM

Hey Doc, Can you give me a C-cup, but you know manly.

Posted by Giffy | January 25, 2008 6:19 PM

Aw, man. Now where do I go for pictures of female titties? They're so hard to find on the Internet.

Posted by tsm | January 25, 2008 7:15 PM

Holy SHIT there are scars! Saline or Silicone, that's the question now. My Gawd Brandon#6 you have good eyes while looking at Man-boobs.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | January 25, 2008 7:42 PM

Manslaughter... man, that is a strange, sad story.

Posted by Jamey | January 25, 2008 7:54 PM

fnarf, If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: DON'T lick the electrical outlets!

My late grandfather (God rest his soul) was a utility lineman, and he had all sorts of stories about buddies who had grabbed live wires. None of them were sexual, however.

Posted by catalina vel-duray | January 25, 2008 9:02 PM

You just like saying E-Stim.

Posted by Calm Down | January 25, 2008 10:16 PM

Damn It Dan! Why did you have to put images of you with electrodes on your balls?

Damn you and your sex-positive expressiveness.

Posted by Brandon h | January 26, 2008 1:16 AM

Wow, first time I've ever seen a Butterball (tm) turkey with nipples!

But, which one is the anode, and which the diode?

And it IS possible to handle repeated, even prolonged contact with 110/120 AC voltage, so long as the amperage is dialed waaaaaay down - think electric cattle fence.

Posted by COMTE | January 26, 2008 10:26 AM

Wow! I'd never heard of MEN getting breast implants! I guess I do live in a bubble!

Posted by Kristin Bell | January 27, 2008 3:55 AM

Not breast implants, pec implants. They're made of silicone, I think, harder than breast implants, which are made of saline or silicone gel.

Posted by Jocelyn | January 28, 2008 3:05 AM

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