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Sunday, January 20, 2008


posted by on January 20 at 16:19 PM

Just saw this on television. Had to share it with the world:

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You don't deserve puppies!

Puppies are for closers!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | January 20, 2008 4:44 PM

Did the world learn nothing from the movie Wall Street? Cold-calling does not work.

Posted by vooodooo84 | January 20, 2008 5:18 PM

Why do theatrical and television female child actors always sound like squeeze toys?

Posted by Bauhaus | January 20, 2008 5:28 PM

If you are a bad at sales your squeeky voiced kid will hate you!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | January 20, 2008 5:41 PM

Put those puppies down!

Posted by Alec | January 20, 2008 5:48 PM

Dammit, NapoleonXIV, I just snorted scotch - SCOTCH! - out my nose!

Posted by COMTE | January 20, 2008 5:49 PM

Oooh! That dad is teh hotness.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 20, 2008 5:56 PM

What? Since when can only affluent people afford puppies?

Sorry to be a killjoy, Jeff, but God, commercials are dumb.

Posted by Irena | January 20, 2008 6:04 PM

(video no longer available) thanks for getting our hopes up....

Posted by Andy Niable | January 20, 2008 6:44 PM

...and now for some reason its back up. and im barfing up dinner. let's just get younger and younger with the greed propaganda, why don't we. yiiiiick.

Posted by Andy Niable | January 20, 2008 6:51 PM

Can you punch an ad agency in the face?

Posted by Leeerker | January 20, 2008 7:18 PM

Who cares about puppies? Who cares about greed? Who cares about anything...



Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | January 20, 2008 7:25 PM


been over the puppy thing since time in Korea where they eat them

Posted by Andy | January 20, 2008 7:33 PM

Above -

agreeded, Suzanne was great, husky voiced women are a turn on, that said from a fag

and she could act

Posted by Andy | January 20, 2008 7:36 PM

With you 5x5 on Suz. Fuck the dawgs.

Posted by Bojangles | January 20, 2008 8:08 PM

Where's Mudede to give a long, inscrutable exegesis when you need him?

Posted by Marinetti | January 20, 2008 8:08 PM

Suzanne Pleshette is DEAD? Oh, Jubilation, and such a painful death, lung cancer. I hope her Docs were generous with the dope.

She paid a big price for that fabulous throaty voice.


Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | January 20, 2008 8:18 PM

@14, 15, 17 -- I'm hopelessly off topic, but I'm also MOURNING. I'm...I'm...fuck it. I can't even type.

Add to that Sam The Butcher died today -- what's a bulldagger housemaid to do for love now? -- and you might as well pull the shutters closed on the world and just forget everything.

I loved you, Suzanne...

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | January 20, 2008 8:21 PM

I'm with you on this one: Suzanne Pleshette was the bomb. I think I'm going to have to rent "If It's Tuesday This Must Be Belgium" again.

Posted by Fnarf | January 20, 2008 8:32 PM

Let's not forget the Bob Newhart show. Her deadpan and perfectly timed delivery of hilarious lines made her and Newhart the perfect match.

Suzanne, we'll miss you!

Posted by RainMan | January 20, 2008 8:59 PM

(sotto voce): "He's making a lot more money!"

I loved Pleshette as Leona Helmsley.

Posted by Bub | January 20, 2008 9:15 PM

The scene at the end of the second Bob Newhart show where he wakes up in bed with her, in their old set, having just dreamt the entire second series, is a pure classic, one of the great TV moments. I remember whooping with joy when I saw it.

Posted by Fnarf | January 20, 2008 9:40 PM

Generation gap underway. I'll just move along slowly.

Posted by superyeadon | January 20, 2008 10:27 PM

@22 -- Hey Fnarf, from me to you, sealed with a kiss:

And to the leaders of Slog, shame on you for so woefully misreading your audience not to have created a Suzanne thread! You deserve this civil insurrection!

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | January 20, 2008 10:45 PM

AHAHAHAHA!!! My friend wrote this ad. The humor therein was intended by him...

Posted by Fonky | January 20, 2008 11:08 PM

Suzanne was hot, in a 60's kind of way, in those Disney movies

Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber | January 21, 2008 12:30 AM

Before I decided I was gay, Suzanne was my fantasy sex object ---- she seemed like the girl who would say - oh sure or not today - no teasing.

AND she was a sexy looker back then.

You all can get the same voice drinking straight shots of raw whiskey and deep deep deep throating for a couple of hours .... ah Suzanne, RIP

Posted by Bob - wrapped in black | January 21, 2008 2:53 AM


Posted by bbilly | January 21, 2008 11:30 AM

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