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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

One More Year

posted by on January 22 at 12:17 PM


Mike Holmgren will reportedly return as head coach of the Seahawks next season.

On a related note: Indianapolis Colts head coach Tony Dungy has also announced he will return for one more season, which prompted some inspired snark from The Hater Nation:

Tony Dungy will return to coach the Colts for one more season, saying that he has enough passion to balance the three loves of his life: family, football, and gay bashing. Dungy still has that competitive fire burning in him, and realizes that he still has plenty of time to go before he devotes his life to making sure that homosexuals do not have the same civil rights as everybody else.

“There is plenty of time to clean up those filthy queers,” is probably what Dungy meant to say.

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hawks need a running game and a consistent defense.

Posted by SeMe | January 22, 2008 12:44 PM

Dungy doesn't like the gays?

Posted by ? | January 22, 2008 12:47 PM

Well I may be gay, Dungy, but you're fat and ugly.


Posted by Mr. Poe | January 22, 2008 12:53 PM

Tony Dungy isn't fat. He's just ugly.

And that blog post hit the nail on the head of his homophobia. I wonder what that looks like.

Posted by Ryno | January 22, 2008 12:57 PM

And we wonder why the Stranger can't shake its "Gay Newspaper" label.

Posted by Canker | January 22, 2008 1:01 PM

He is fat. He has the dimension of an egg.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 22, 2008 1:01 PM

That's a picture of Holmgren, not Dungy. Dungy is the skinny and homophobic one.

Posted by Samson | January 22, 2008 1:07 PM

Well he's still fat in my book. Fatass.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 22, 2008 1:10 PM

Any word as to whether Marcus Pollard has made his decision to return for another year?

I realize that ego and a good O-line are important in running the football, but listening to Shaun Alexander in an interview today tooting his horn symphonically, like a guy who didn't look like a complete schmoe this season, seemed pretty out of place.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | January 22, 2008 1:24 PM

Dungy always thanks God when he wins, never mentions the Lord when they lose. Just once, my dream is to have an athlete blame Jesus for their loss. I know the Onion did it as an article once, but not good enough.

Posted by Jason Josephes | January 22, 2008 1:45 PM

these hawks are on the downside. that superbowl was the peak, and WE WUZ ROBBED.

holmgren, schmolmgren. i won't miss that fat ass at all.

Posted by max solomon | January 22, 2008 1:49 PM

why do you have a pic of a sea elephant in heat on this post?

Posted by mirko the magnificent | January 22, 2008 2:28 PM

Tony Dungy isn't gay???

Posted by Joy | January 22, 2008 4:04 PM

Fat fukkr! Another season of punting on 4th and inches and ass kissing a bald bible thumping Bush fan!

Posted by el Rutherford | January 22, 2008 9:09 PM

the old man aint' all that anymore, but at least he doesn't look like an old woman.

dennis ericson, you know who I'm talking about.

my apologies to all the old women reading this blog. you don't fall asleep very early anymore, huh?

Posted by superyeadon | January 22, 2008 11:18 PM

Any memories of what happens when iconic coaches leave this town? Knox? Karl? Pinella? As much as you retards dont care to hear it, we need Holmgren. This team is three players away from a Superbowl victory--Tight End, Left Guard and Center.

Posted by MadDog | January 23, 2008 1:07 AM

Hi im a deluded, me first, selfish fucktard. I am 30, over the hill and played like a broken practice squad player this year. I make way too much money and I love jesus! Fuck you if you think im gonna restructure my contract!!!! Love Shawn...

Posted by ALexander The Great | January 23, 2008 1:09 AM

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