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Monday, January 14, 2008

Bjork Repeats Herself!

posted by on January 14 at 9:44 AM

Bjork, who is insane just a little bit (God love her), waxed almost as repetitive as that, “WAAAA—-oooo—-AHHH—-oooo” scream she insists on doing at least once in every damn song by physically attacking some poor fool newsperson in an airport yesterday. The report from the terrified victim:

“As I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy (T-shirt) and tore it,” he reports. “As she did this, she fell over, she fell to the ground,” he said. “At no stage did I touch her or speak with her.”

Although “falling on her ass” is a fresh new twist on the scenario, one can’t help wonder: Did some local reporter molest her under the tree on Christmas morning? Murder her father in a bar fight? Get her pregnant and stiff her on the abortion money? Call her fat at the prom? Speculation, let’s face it, is pointless.

Oh, Bjork. She’s gonna getcha!


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I'm still pissed over those "Björk Chops". Very, very disappointing. Fuck her.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 14, 2008 9:52 AM

Bjork is badass! She's violently happy. Don't fuck with Bjork.

And please please please let her do the theme song for the next James Bond movie. PLEEEEEASE?

Posted by monkey | January 14, 2008 10:00 AM

I stopped ever listening again quite some time ago due to those very screams.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | January 14, 2008 10:07 AM

I'm gonna allow this.

Posted by Gabriel | January 14, 2008 10:10 AM

yawn. some people (like me) like björk, some people don't. some "famous people" occasionally get fed up with the paparazzi, some never do. what's the big deal here? slog shouldn't be tmz (unless it's about crazy local celebs).

Posted by stinkbug | January 14, 2008 10:16 AM

I swear she conjured a worldwind at the Gorge last summer during her set. I never knew what Army of Me was really supposed to sound like.

Posted by kid icarus | January 14, 2008 10:20 AM

* Whirlwind. Although I guess worldwind works too.

Posted by kid icarus | January 14, 2008 10:21 AM

Ummm *who cares* ??

Must be a slow news day. Nice filler.

On second hand... not really.

Posted by Reality Check | January 14, 2008 10:24 AM


Everybody cares when Adrian! posts. When they act like they don't, it's because they're jealous.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 14, 2008 10:26 AM

I respect whatever sanity she comes up with next. She can have her way with me.

Posted by Gurldoggie | January 14, 2008 10:28 AM

You beat me to the "Don't fuck with Bjork" line.

Posted by Jo | January 14, 2008 10:47 AM

She comes from a long line of Icelandic warrior women. For them, this is being fairly passive ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 14, 2008 11:02 AM

If anyone has ever been to any major Icelandic city on a weekend -- Reykjavik, Akureyri, etc. -- specifically just two minutes in a bar, you know that YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH PEOPLE FROM ICELAND... especially someone who has had a PUNK history in Iceland.

The photography should be lucky Bjork didn't transmogrify into an anglerfish and decimate his face.

Posted by mackro mackro | January 14, 2008 11:59 AM

I certainly hope we won't be seeing the words "Adrian Ryan," "defamation of character," and "awaiting trial" in a sentence together anytime soon (or at least, not again).

Posted by Original Andrew | January 14, 2008 12:17 PM

Link, Adrian?

Posted by Chris | January 14, 2008 12:27 PM

Someone who falls on their own ass after a lame attack on an unaware person, doesn't strike me as particularly terrifying.

Posted by booji boy | January 14, 2008 6:28 PM

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