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Friday, January 25, 2008

Bill Bellamy—And He Dip, He Dip, He Dip!

posted by on January 25 at 16:24 PM

An urgent report from a tipper of the Slog we’ll call “Jessie”:

Bill Bellamy and a few Last Comic Standing guys sat next to my friends and I at the Honey Hole this afternoon around 2p. Bill Bellamy is way taller than imagined him, and sexy! When a girl came up to say hi to him, he was very genuine and kind. We overheard him telling her that they were in town with the show, just looking for “Real Seattle People.” He ordered a French Dip sandwich.


A French Dip Sandwich! You don’t say!

So who is this “Jessie”, and why does she run around imagining how tall Bill Belamy might be? (AND sexy!) And who is Bill Bellamy? And what are these alleged “Real Seattle People” of which he speaks? (All of my Seattle people are quite imaginary.) And doesn’t a nice hot French Dip from “The Honey Hole” sound just lovely right now? I ask you.

I ask you indeed.


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The sandwich definitely looks sexier than the guy.


Posted by Ari Spool | January 25, 2008 4:36 PM

They ruin the french did with mustard. Yuck. And then bitch when you request no mustard and the sandwich shows up with the gross yellow stuff

Posted by Anonymous | January 25, 2008 4:42 PM

Bill Bellamy was in that awesome show Fastlane, sterotypical white guy black guy undercover cop show with over-the-top props and explosions. Micheal Bay would love to do the movie version

Posted by vooodooo84 | January 25, 2008 4:57 PM

Ohhhhh my god, Honeyhole fries are THE SHIT.

Posted by w7ngman | January 25, 2008 5:04 PM

Meanwhile, Jim Castillo was at the Fisher Plaza Subway this morning at 10 am. Dude was completely shellacked in makeup.

Posted by keshmeshi | January 25, 2008 5:06 PM

Aw...Bill Bellamy every weekday morning on MTV Jams from 10:00 - noon in the early '90s. Jade, TLC, Mary J., H-Town Boys, Boys 2 Men, Whitney, Shai, Ice Cube, Snoop, Dre, Naughty By Nature - back when MTV was MTV.

Posted by Bauhaus | January 25, 2008 5:44 PM

Hey! For the record, Bill got Pastrami. Ted, the producer, got the French Dip. How do I know this? Because I was at the table, chompin on the Big Smooth. We hit up Queen Anne (Kerry Park) and Pike Place Market that day too. I was the driver and PA for the day, no joke.

Posted by Graham | January 26, 2008 7:30 PM

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