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Friday, December 7, 2007

Things That Cost $1.99

posted by on December 7 at 11:07 AM

Three paintings of Jesus H. Christ.

A chow review—either you tell us what to write about or you write it yourself.

A Turbonegro poster by Jeff Kleinsmith.


A donated abortion.

And on the high end…

The cineaste’s dream package (42-inch plasma screen, region-free DVD player, lots of stuff from Scarecrow Video) is going for $750.

The Italian leather sofa is going for $405.

And my favorite item—the miniature football signed by Daryl Tapp, defensive end for the Seattle Seahawks, plus a gift certificate to the online lingerie shop (we’re not implying anything)—is still at a measly $15.50.

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What the hell is going on? Why is it asking me for a password? I want to look at this "donated abortion".

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 7, 2007 11:14 AM

I didn't bid on anything last year. I assume all the prices really start shooting through the roof next Friday around 4:55pm?

Posted by Big Sven | December 7, 2007 11:14 AM

you linked all of these to the admin pages of the Stranger so we can't see em. It wants a user name and password.

Of course, you could just give us the user name and password for

Posted by whoops | December 7, 2007 11:18 AM

Sorry, I accidentally used links to the admin version of the site. It should be fixed now.

Posted by Brendan Kiley | December 7, 2007 11:19 AM

Oof! I'm gonna need that STD screening. I'll bid on The Gift of Family Planning.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 7, 2007 11:23 AM

Sadly, Mr Poe's parents didn't have access to Family Planning information...

Posted by michael strangeways | December 7, 2007 11:36 AM

Exactly. Let's not let this shit happen again.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 7, 2007 11:38 AM

The user name is God. The password is Spaghetti_Monster.

How much to bid on the sweater on the cover?

Posted by Will in Seattle | December 7, 2007 11:54 AM

When I google "Strangercrombie" I get a link to a 2005 description... You guys got a main page here?

Posted by STJA | December 7, 2007 12:18 PM

main page is at Will, that sweater is not for sale.

Posted by Amy Kate Horn | December 7, 2007 12:26 PM

That sucks. I don't want the sweater; I want Will to buy it and take it away so I can see her without it.

Posted by Fnarf | December 7, 2007 12:40 PM

I see that no one wants to be a Slog star.

Posted by keshmeshi | December 7, 2007 12:52 PM

Keshmeshi, that auction doesn't start until 5 pm tonight (for reasons eBay- related and too silly to explain).

Posted by Amy Kate Horn | December 7, 2007 1:08 PM

@11 - great minds think alike. Nice socks tho.

Posted by Will in Seattle | December 7, 2007 1:47 PM

You wanna do this, Fnarf? You wanna try to outbid me? Try harder. That abortion is mine.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 7, 2007 2:00 PM

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