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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Morning News

posted by on December 11 at 7:14 AM

Pardon Me: Scooter Libby drops his appeal, waits for Bush to clear his record.

Revenge: Police link Colorado shootings to man booted from church.

First the CIA Torture Tapes, Now This:
Dems accuse White House of suppressing global warming data.

A Fate Worse Than Death: New Jersey may halt inmate executions, forcing felons to live out the rest of their lives in the Garden State.

Smut Suit: Shitty porn company sues shitty porn site.

The Final Solution to Teenage Hooliganism: Baggy pants become verboten in Atlanta schools.

Baby Steps: Office of Professional Accountability finally moves out of SPD headquarters.

Runs Some Guns and Open Your Neighbor’s Mail: Because federal judges in Seattle go easy on offenders.

And now: Ocho Cinco races a horse:

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Oh, Scooter. I forgive you. For everything.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 11, 2007 7:25 AM

Scooter, I dont forgive you for fucking my ferret, and being mean to my drunk friends, Monica, Joey, Chandler and that perv Dr Ross... wait until we see U again. bitch.

I got you digits.

Posted by Rachel da ho...woo hehee | December 11, 2007 7:55 AM

link is wrong for the Colorado shootings article.

Posted by NaFun | December 11, 2007 8:32 AM

There's a great Wesley Willis song called 'They Threw Me Out of Church'. If only he'd been exposed to irony!

Posted by Ziggity | December 11, 2007 8:39 AM

who doesnt love chad johnson?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | December 11, 2007 8:59 AM

forcing felons to live out the rest of their lives in the Garden State.

Which means they'll never get to see Bloodhound Gang live. That'll teach em.

Posted by K | December 11, 2007 9:01 AM

But in the last year or so, the rapid increase in consumption of all manner of videos on the Web has in some ways hurt the porn producers more than the mainstream companies because consumers of adult fare often get what they are looking for in clips of five minutes or less.

Astute observation, L.A. Times!

Posted by Chip | December 11, 2007 9:43 AM

Please to be fixing second link!

Posted by halp! | December 11, 2007 9:52 AM

I still am looking forward to the day that Scooter, Armitage, Novak, and Cheney are lined up in front of the firing squad for Treason during Wartime.

Posted by Will in Seattle | December 11, 2007 9:53 AM


And you're somewhere in the line.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 11, 2007 10:07 AM

From the Smut Suit:

"Now, there's PornoTube, XTube, RedTube -- any kind of -Tube you can think of."

Yeah well, I can think of a few...

Posted by Natalie | December 11, 2007 10:36 AM

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