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So wait... some idiot provokes a tiger into killing them and they get to sue?

How much are tickets to the Woodland zoo? Never mind, I'll get reimbursed later.

Posted by Colton | December 27, 2007 3:58 PM

Nice body on whoever is wearing the T-Shirt in the photo.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | December 27, 2007 4:02 PM

The idiots pay for their idiocy by being killed or mauled.  The zoo pays for their apparently sloppy attention to safety by being mauled in court.  Everyone reaps what they sow.

Posted by lostboy | December 27, 2007 4:04 PM

Probably Dan.

He never could shave competently.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 27, 2007 4:12 PM

I saw that exact design on the side of a 70's custom van. Awesome.

Posted by heywhatsit | December 27, 2007 4:18 PM

It should have been a cougar. Isn't that the Mercury design?

Posted by Nay | December 27, 2007 4:21 PM

It shoulda been a pit bull. Or a fixie.

Posted by Rottin in Denmark | December 27, 2007 4:26 PM

I just want to know how that tiger managed to get over the wall and have escape notice long enough to maul Benazir Bhutto.

Those animals are animals.

Yoo-hooo!!! Come and get me!!!

Posted by patrick | December 27, 2007 4:44 PM

I just want to know how that tiger managed to get over the wall and escape notice long enough to maul Benazir Bhutto.

Those animals are animals.

Yoo-hooo!!! Come and get me!!!

Posted by patrick | December 27, 2007 4:44 PM

you don't get a large cash settlement when your ass trespassed & taunted the tiger into attacking you.

they should get a nice fat jail sentence after the wounds close.

Posted by max solomon | December 27, 2007 4:55 PM

um, yah... good luck with that jail sentence, the guy's dead.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | December 27, 2007 5:14 PM

The zoo didn't do a good enough job of protecting assholes from themselves. In the U.S., that entitles those assholes to big cash settlements.

Posted by keshmeshi | December 27, 2007 5:22 PM

Is that Dan?

I think Dan could kick my ass.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 27, 2007 5:41 PM

@13, if that is Dan, damn, I am looking at him in a whole new way.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | December 27, 2007 5:53 PM

That's a great shirt, and your timing is perfect! (Kinda reminds me of the Hungry Tiger shirts).

Also, looks like Mr. T-shirt model did a couple a push ups to get the ol' veins pumping before the shoot. ha ha ha ha!

Posted by Dougsf | December 27, 2007 5:56 PM

That's Dan. It has to be. 100% hairless, obnoxious adams apple, yupperz. It's him.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 27, 2007 6:13 PM

I want to see him dance naked with that Bear from the Orange-Acid drink commercial.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 27, 2007 6:36 PM

you know that dorky fat kid in high school that wore animal t-shirts? that's what this looks like.

Posted by some dude | December 27, 2007 7:20 PM

I wonder what his nipples look like.

Posted by patrick | December 27, 2007 7:39 PM


Rock hard and repugnantly purple.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 27, 2007 8:37 PM

Looks suspiciously like the tiger emblem that the Portland Mercury has had for a while . . .

oops! No one was supposed to tell . . .

I wonder if they just put a "The Stranger" sticker on the shirts to cover up where it had "The Mercury"?

Posted by I am your mother | December 27, 2007 9:53 PM

I have a Portland Mercury shirt, but I really would like to have this one. How can I get one?

Posted by Deacon Seattle | December 27, 2007 10:17 PM

I want that t-shirt. And those idiots were mauled just in time to receive a Darwin award.

Posted by kebabs | December 27, 2007 10:19 PM

echoing #22 amd #23. I want the shirt, too. Please provide a convenient link to purchase, please...

(Since I spent nothing during this holiday season other than groceries, booze, and $200 in iTunes certificates for my nieces, I want to spend for myself without braving the post-Xmas crowds of bargain-hung(t)ers.)

Posted by mmbb | December 28, 2007 12:25 AM

DAN! Do you read these comments? If so, could you please add an awesome picture of yourself and some biographical information to the author page of you on And bewarned bibliophiles, is like heaven!!! They aren't paying me. I'm just a nerd and I love my books!

Posted by kristin | December 28, 2007 1:07 AM

OK, this post has been up for over 16 hours now and I'm still trying to figure out WTF elephant herpes has to do with T-shirts or tigers.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | December 28, 2007 8:19 AM

Speaking of tiger timing: Both Simpsons reruns yesterday on Q13 had tigers in them, including one that chomped on Bart's arm and robbed him of his newly acquired ability to drum.

Posted by Levislade | December 28, 2007 8:34 AM

Spider tiger, spider tiger
Does whatever a spider tiger does
Can it jump, from a moat?
Yes it can, it's a tiger...

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 28, 2007 8:41 AM

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye (or leathery nipple)
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

Posted by patrick | December 28, 2007 9:13 AM

oh man! and I was annoyed with my cat for spitting up a hairball and strewing kitty litter all over the place. I will never say "Bad Kitty" to my cat ever I know what bad kitty REALLY means. I mean at least my cat doesn't kill me.......

Posted by LOUIS | December 28, 2007 1:43 PM

thats it! I will never read Calvin and Hobbes or eat Frosted Flakes ever again. Every time I look at tony the tiger I lose my appetite. I am scared of pussy now

Posted by .... | December 28, 2007 1:46 PM

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