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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Good Morning

posted by on December 19 at 11:06 AM



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"Today in Nothing, Never."

Posted by Nick | December 19, 2007 11:08 AM

You forgot this, now cooking in the Spears' wombs:

Posted by Levislade | December 19, 2007 11:12 AM

Good nonexistent Lord.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 19, 2007 11:13 AM

I never ever liked her. Never. Ever.

Posted by Michigan Matt | December 19, 2007 11:15 AM

this just makes her rehab & post-recovery comeback that much more annoying.

Posted by max solomon | December 19, 2007 11:18 AM

hey #4 - come on, admit it. you love her now more than ever.

hey #5 - brit will be six feet under before she ever sets foot in rehab. if custody of your kids doesn't help you kick, nothing will.

6 days til christmas!

Posted by Sporting Fellow | December 19, 2007 11:21 AM

WHORE! and now her prego whore sister is following her steps?! I wonder who the leader of this pack o' sluts is.... oh, that's right, their whore mother.

I love seeing pictures like this.

Thank you thank you thank you.

Posted by Homo Will | December 19, 2007 11:23 AM

Where's Adrian?

Posted by louley | December 19, 2007 11:26 AM


Enjoying the first day of the rest of his life.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 19, 2007 11:28 AM

This makes me very, very happy that I don't have photographers following me around 24-7. I wonder how many times people could snap photos of me that looked like this - mid blink with my mouth hanging open. Poor, poor girl. Not that she isn't making a shit-ton of bad choices, but still. I'd have low self esteem too if horrible pictures of me were all over the internet. I'm so tired of watching her downward spiral (but I'm sure I'll keep watching).

Posted by thankshappy | December 19, 2007 11:29 AM

Funniest post without words EVER!!!

Posted by Tom in Chicago | December 19, 2007 11:32 AM

uck. please stop posting these kinds of horrific yet inconsequential pictures. depressing, and not enlightening. they have nothing going for them. another trashy, stupid girl who's past it by her mid twenties. wonderful. i really needed to be reminded of this phenom...

Posted by ellarosa | December 19, 2007 11:35 AM


Posted by Hernandez | December 19, 2007 11:35 AM

She's turning into Courtney Love.

Posted by Mahtli69 | December 19, 2007 11:50 AM

on today's All Not Edition of Hot or Not....

Posted by michael strangeways | December 19, 2007 11:53 AM

What the hell is wrong with her FINGERS?

Posted by Fnarf | December 19, 2007 11:53 AM

In this holiday season remember the face of a jenkem user.

Jeebus lady pull your shit together. Think of your spawn.

Posted by drew | December 19, 2007 11:56 AM

@ 14 Is she going to murder her husband too?

Posted by Touring | December 19, 2007 11:57 AM

Man, Kathy Griffin has a lot of chest hair.

Posted by Sigourney Beaver | December 19, 2007 12:02 PM

Funny, I thought that was Giuliani.

Posted by Mike of Renton | December 19, 2007 12:10 PM

At least she was sober enough to driver herself home.

Posted by Mahtli69 | December 19, 2007 12:14 PM

@6--No really. I have not, do not, and will not like her. Ever. Let's just say she's no Eydie Gorme.

Posted by Michigan Matt | December 19, 2007 12:15 PM

16 - It is the shadow of rain on her windscreen (you can see it on the steering wheel as well.)
She just looks like any trailer park whore. Drive through Marysville or Arlington lately?

Posted by maxine | December 19, 2007 12:59 PM

If you look between the steering wheel and the dash board it looks like she has a hairy chest, complete with an ingrown hair.

Kinda makes Linda Blair look hot, really.

Posted by monkey | December 19, 2007 1:10 PM

It's curious, of all those people pictured, Dee Snider is the only one that had to actually appear before a government panel and defend his craft; as he was being accused of tearing the moral fabric of our country, scapegoated for suicides and murders, and was threatened with an all out ban of his art - basically pop-metal.

The other two fine, celebrated Christian American icons are who we want our children to emulate! (Brittany's record speaks for itself, but remember Linda Blair was already living with her boyfriend Rick Springfield at age 15!)

Posted by Dougsf | December 19, 2007 1:10 PM

Yes, but can you blame her? It was Rick Fuckin' Springfield! Woof!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 19, 2007 1:28 PM

And while we're on the subject--Dee Snyder looks exactly like what I'd picture Bette Midler and Carrot Top's son to look like.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 19, 2007 1:44 PM

The photo is obviously taken through a very spotted windshield.

I don't like her either, but jeesus.

Posted by Lake | December 19, 2007 2:06 PM

Ugh, I heard a disgusting true story about Rick Springfield involving a recording studio, two underage girls, and a dog.

"Jessie's girl" will never be the same for me!

Posted by Irena | December 19, 2007 2:08 PM

good show.

Posted by superyeadon | December 20, 2007 11:32 AM

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