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Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Float Softly, Carry a Big Stick.

posted by on November 7 at 20:35 PM



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I'd push him.

Posted by Mr. Poe | November 7, 2007 8:44 PM

Most useless skill ever

Posted by Bellevue Ave | November 7, 2007 8:58 PM

Seriously, nobody thought to stay around long enough to get a shot of the guy dismounting from his stick?

Lessee: carpet covers flat piece of steel to which the "stick" (probably some high-strength re-bar or similar metal rod covered by a wooden shell) is securely anchored at the base. The top of the stick has a weight-bearing armature secured to it, which is concealed beneath floaty-dude's puffy-pants.

He sets up his rig and hoists himself onto the armature when nobody is looking, conceals it beneath his trousers, then proceeds to sit atop it for several hours, all the while placing his hand lightly on the exposed top of the stick for "support".

Voila! Mysterious East-Indian Levitation Trick!

Penn & Teller gots nothin' on me...

(Ah, heck! Somebody already figured it out ahead of me!)

Posted by COMTE | November 7, 2007 9:01 PM

Do you really wanna the secret?

Posted by Soren | November 7, 2007 9:02 PM

but i can do that. fo' the REALZ, sans big iron bar and sneaky seat. of course, i sold my soul to satan. it's just part of the perk package.

Posted by adrian | November 7, 2007 9:43 PM

It was nice to think it was real for a minute... don't we all wish SOMETHING was magical anymore????

Posted by M | November 7, 2007 11:34 PM

Obviously, his teacher showed him the secret bisexual technique in order for him to master this skill.

Posted by bi yogi | November 8, 2007 12:27 AM

This shit is so OLD! I saw fake yogis doing this on ripleys like 12 years ago!

Posted by booring | November 8, 2007 12:50 AM

I agree with 6, it was nice believing it for a few minutes.

Posted by Suz | November 8, 2007 8:01 AM

excuse me, 8, but go to hell and fuck a shoe. of course it's old, they've been doing it for thousands of years, you rediculous drip. don't make me fucking smack you--as i am very close to doing to the next tard who "zzzzz"s me. i am really sick of you people. GOT IT?????

Posted by adrian | November 8, 2007 9:35 AM

Thousands of years. Right. He's on a platform, people.

Posted by Fnarf | November 8, 2007 10:01 AM

I didn't think it was old Adrian. And I AM old. I think you continue to offer up inspiring and magical posts and you are the greatest writer on the entire Stranger staff. Hell, the greatest writer to ever say fuck a shoe.

Posted by M | November 8, 2007 11:57 AM

Damn skippy.

Posted by Mr. Poe | November 8, 2007 1:59 PM

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