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Thursday, September 6, 2007

Things You Shouldn’t Say When Asking the Stranger to Publicize Your Event

posted by on September 6 at 15:09 PM

“Oh, you guys don’t just publish anything?”

“How long should the press release be?”

“We’d like to advertise, but y’know, for free.”

“Oh, so our event’s not cool enough?”

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1

you have no idea how many times people say this shit to me. honestly.

Posted by Ari Spool | September 6, 2007 3:11 PM
2

Answers to those questions would be...

No
Short
Tough
Not even close

Posted by monkey | September 6, 2007 3:16 PM
3

Dang, now I want to know what the event is - so I can avoid it.

Obviously, whatever it is, they've put all of their PR/Marketing in the hands of someone who has no idea what they're doing.

Posted by COMTE | September 6, 2007 3:17 PM
4

probably something to do with jam bands.

Posted by bing | September 6, 2007 3:26 PM
5

I thought Soberstock already happened. Or did I drink through it again?

Posted by Ziggity | September 6, 2007 3:27 PM
6

Oktoberfest?

Posted by Will in Seattle | September 6, 2007 4:35 PM
7

Whatever it is, odds are it's something I'd actually go to.

Posted by K | September 6, 2007 4:54 PM
8

How about telling you that celebrities will be at the event? Is that cool?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/ryancrase/1282534749_7ba497d5ce-1.jpg

Posted by Static Invasion | September 7, 2007 3:01 AM

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