City Get Yer Goats
posted by September 25 at 8:59 AM
onThe city granted pet status to miniature goats yesterday. How long until the first “pet goat” is spotted in a bar?
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posted by September 25 at 8:59 AM
onThe city granted pet status to miniature goats yesterday. How long until the first “pet goat” is spotted in a bar?
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Oh for god's sake, next their want equal marriage rights.
Bah.
Gee, and I thought we lived in a city not eastern Washington or Idaho....
Maybe some of the transplants in Seattle who have moved here from Red States will finally have something to go home with though.
Goat meat is tasty. Barbecued goat is da bomb!!
Can you buy them for slaughter or for pets only?
Come on, you know you want one.
How is it possible that I've lived in this city for 8 years and never heard of the Goat Justice League? I wonder if they have capes.
Don't fool yourself. Goats are the next pit bulls. Hide your children and old people!!
Didn't you know? Miniature goats are the next BluBlocker.
I thought they were the next pot-bellied pigs? Either way, they are indeed adorable. I don't want one, but I wouldn't mind a neighbor with one I could visit.
Aha - just as I thought - a catch. Goats must be licensed. And presumably wear a tag: "My name is Billy Goat Gruff - if found, etc." - Still no licenses required for parents. Does anyone imagine a goat owner will jab a hypodermic needle into a goat's eye? What if you have a boat? You need a license for that too. If you own both a boat and a goat would there be a Boat'n'Goat Assn? And what about groats? Do goats eat groats? Backward reels the mind. Meanwhile, I'm warily anticipating the need for a cock license.
@10 - I assume if a man and a woman could get together and create an embryonic goat or boat inside the woman and the woman could squeeze it out her coochie 9 months later, there would not be a license.
I love mini-goats! When i am rich i will have a bunch of those lil f*ckers running round my ranch. I'll also have a manatee in my swim pool, a giant tortoise and my house will be filled to the rafters with koala bears.
In a bar? Slightly allergic to dogs, imagine my surprise on the last airline flight when I started sneezing and discovered a dog in some sort of carry on contraption “UNDER MY SEAT”! Dog owners are so self righteous now, wandering around in grocery stores and in coffee shops with their dogs, imagine the indignity of being refused entrance to Vivace with your goat. Or the shame! “But my little Fifi is perfect! She would never poop on the floor or bite someone! Your refusal to allow Fifi into the café is proof of your bigotry! Humph!”
Urban animal keeping is ridiculous. Outdoor cats are to a not insignificant degree responsible for the decline of song birds in the US. Your dog does not bite? Sorry, 5 million people are bit each year in the US, most of them children, and ~25 a year are killed by dogs. Love those fresh eggs from your back yard chicken coop? You have provided a wonderful feeding area for rats. Rats are known carriers for a number of infectious diseases not to mention they chew their way into your attic to piss, poop and breed. Etc…
/sigh
#10 "I'm warily anticipating the need for a cock license."
Well, actually - should your cock develop to the point where it walks around on its own, chomps grass and gives milk... it may very well require a license.
Hey AKA, aren't birds known carriers of infectious disease also?
Sounds like you need a mini goat, and maybe a hug.
They'll have to wait in line, cause the pet pigs get in first.
We have rules.
Oh, and it's not a bar, it's a tavern.
@ 14 - See latest post of Dan's all-time favorite lame jokes (and mine as well). Reminds me of the two women in the cinema who were sitting next to a man who had smuggled a rooster in his pants that subsequently stuck his head out during the movie. One lady complained to her friend about the cock sticking out. The other woman said: "What? Haven't you seen a cock before?" The other: "Yes, but this one's eating my popcorn. Rimsnot.
Dear AKA,
Can't wait to let my 3-legged shark escape my yard, bite thru your fence, and eat your children. Please coat them in hoisin sauce for me, will ya?
Thanks,
Noah
So, this goat walks into a bar.
Asks the bartender for a glass of milk (he's underage).
The bartender brings him one.
Then the bartender says "We don't get many goats here."
The goat says "Yeah, and if you keep serving cows milk to a goat, you won't get any more."
I would support goats in bars.
@13:
Songbirds are annoying. Go cats!
Great.
Another animal is free to
shit at will.
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