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Friday, September 28, 2007

Gay Porn Jesus Chows Down at Gay Porn Last Supper

posted by on September 28 at 17:18 PM

Why should the Folsom Street Fair’s kinksters have all the fun—and all the free publicity? Dark Alley Media released some pics today from its upcoming big & dirty & gay reinterpretation of Christ’s life. Guess what?Passio includes a last supper scene!

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The Concerned Women for America are up in arms about the sex toys spread out on the table of Folsom’s last supper. Wait until they get a load of Passio’s apostles goin’ at it on Dark Alley Media’s rather sparsely attended last supper. Pics up at Fleshbot.

Click this link and go directly to hell.

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1

Dan you had me convinced that this Catholic League and this whatever concerned womans group are wackos... Then you just push it over the edge. Well it was not really you but you posted it.
I guess I'm a bit delicate for slog sometimes : )

Posted by mj | September 28, 2007 5:57 PM
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If that is what hell is like then count me in!!!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | September 28, 2007 6:42 PM
3

i know this has been beat to death but couldn't they find one porn actor with long hair to play jesus i mean come on, the shaved head thing just breaks the fourth wall, how am i supposed to believe that our lord and savior, praise be to HIM, is getting pounded up the ass if his hair isn't culturally (long) or historically (curly) correct?

Posted by vooodooo84 | September 28, 2007 7:24 PM
4

Is it just me, or does that sex seem boring as hell? It's zombie-porn.

Posted by Johnnie | September 28, 2007 7:33 PM
5

4, did you coin that term? i like it.

Posted by ellarosa | September 28, 2007 8:46 PM
6

Speaking of the Sacred Porn, can't we please PLEASE be over tattoos now? For me, they officially jumped the shark when the girl in the Ford commercial got a tattoo of her boyfriend's truck just above her ass.

And when my 65 year old librarian aunt got one, I just wanted to curl up in a ball and moan for a month or so.

They're just so Wal-Mart. Or AOL. Or something.

Posted by catalina vel-duray | September 28, 2007 11:26 PM
7

Agreed re tattoos! Ugh! I can enjoy them on teevee's Wentworth Miller, and on ladies who got them in the 90s or before, but we gaylords have really driven this one into the ground now.

Posted by tomasyalba | September 28, 2007 11:42 PM
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It's Mark Mitchell totally excepted, of course.

Posted by tomasyalba | September 28, 2007 11:45 PM
9

Please tell me that you didn't forget to post the album artwork to Beggar's Banquet.

Posted by prodigal son | September 29, 2007 11:29 AM
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Banal is the word that comes to my mind. Maybe because they are so damn serious about it, and because, as #4 said, it's boring zombie porn.

I don't think I would have liked this even back in the days when I'd watch porn for hours on end.

I still think some tatts are sexy, but can we please be over the steroid freak look now? Isn't that over yet? One guy in that preview (not "Jesus") was totally juiced.

Posted by duncan | September 29, 2007 1:59 PM
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I see the juiced look every day at 24 hour fitness downtown. All I can say is there are a lot of gay guys in Seattle with tiny dicks and balls.

BTW, the tattoo thing is sexy for about 5 mintutes then I start thinking to myself, "In a few years that is just going to look like a blueish blob..."

Give me clean cut, nicely built without being juiced and a little bit of scruff!!! *YUMMY*

Posted by Just Me | September 29, 2007 3:10 PM
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This is good news indeed. The idiot Christians now have their very own porn movie. Something about Catholicism breeds BDSM.

Judaism breeds organic farmers and famous lesbian punk bands. Need any more proof that Judaism is the superior religion?

Posted by Issur | September 29, 2007 5:17 PM
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As Andrew Sullivan so presciently pointed out, we on the left have only hurt ourselves by crossing the boundaries of decency. By desecrating all that is holy, we seem to have put our lifestyle ahead of respect for the faith of others and the sanctity of their religious institutions. Unless we support Bush in seeking to disarm Iran and bring freedom to Persian gays as he has to the liberated gays in Iraq, we risk making our lifestyle a group of fringe extremists who are no longer taken seriously.

Posted by RichT | September 29, 2007 6:07 PM
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LOL! Liberating the Persian Gays! That'd be a good marketing slogan for Israel's coming attack on Iran.

The more we can attack the sanctity of Christianity and Islam, the better the world will become. Dan Savage is right Christianity breeds perverts. Only Judaism is righteous and true. I go to a reform Temple but it's heavy on Torah. I encourage all Jews reading this to become more observant and attack Christianity whenever you can.

Posted by Issur | September 30, 2007 12:28 PM
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I'm so with you Issur...
I'm renouncing my perverted Christian ways, making a hump movie and reading more of the Stranger.
Maybe we can get together and talk about all the Hebrew names for God.
I'll look for you at Reform Temple...
Do you go to the Tuesday Eve Adult Class?

Posted by Hadassah | September 30, 2007 1:22 PM
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The Stranger should publish a guide to Temple in Seattle. Lots of people who just moved here whether Reform or Orthodox would like information about not only Jewish places of worship, but also places to study Torah.

I know many of The Stranger writers are Jewish and some keep kosher and read Torah. How about it guys? Write a feature about the hip Jewish groups in Seattle.

Posted by Issur | September 30, 2007 2:18 PM
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Hey Issur, my little Chosen One, how do you know so much about the Staff here at the Stranger? I have not been around long but I can't find any posts from you before 2007! I may be wrong.
I'm just wondering when it was you decided to adopt this persona?

Mi hermoso chiquitito MENTIROSO eres chistoso pero por favor!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Hadassah | September 30, 2007 3:11 PM
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Ok, Issur you truly are a nut!
You write good songs and have a cute smile
I guess we wont be meeting at temple, my hopes were so high.
I was hoping we could be like Ruth and Boaz or Rahab and Salmom...
It was not meant to be...
Check your myspace

Posted by Hadassah | September 30, 2007 8:11 PM

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