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Friday, September 21, 2007

From the Savage Love Archives: Kids Are Funny

posted by on September 21 at 14:53 PM

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In August of 2004, this column sparked a slew of letters on childhood missconceptions about sex. Those letters were lost to time… until now: tales from the childhoods of women and men.

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ďOh, I always imagined that they would hump each otherís leg or something.Ē


Ooooo.. yeah, we're scissoring. Scissor me, Xerxes.

Posted by ol'jb | September 21, 2007 3:36 PM
2

learn to spell.

Posted by duh | September 21, 2007 4:00 PM
3

Those just made me laugh so hard. Goddamn I needed that!

Posted by Carollani | September 21, 2007 4:14 PM
4

in 5th grade, based on childhood gossip and one public elementary school sex-ed class of some sort, i learned about AIDS. i was left, at the time, with the strong impression that it was a gay disease. i thought that you could get it when you got cum in your butt. for some time following i was worried that you could get HIV from yourself if you had a wet dream and the cum slid down near and maybe in your butt.

Posted by infrequent | September 21, 2007 4:43 PM
5

@1 HAAHAHA

"OHHHH SCISSOR ME! SCISSOR ME TENDERS!"

lol great reference

Posted by hahah | September 21, 2007 4:46 PM
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"The funniest misconception he came up with was when a man and woman have sex, the womanís vagina clamps down on the penis. The vagina will allow the man to thrust his penis back and forth inside her, but it wonít let the penis leave until she comes."

That one made me crack up.

Posted by and | September 21, 2007 4:47 PM
7

Want to start your private office arms race?

I just got my own USB rocket launcher :-) Awsome thing.

Plug into your computer and you got a remote controlled office missile launcher with 360 degrees horizontal and 45 degree vertival rotation with a range of more than 6 meters - which gives you a coverage of 113 square meters round your workplace.
You can get the gadget here: http://tinyurl.com/2qul3c

Check out the video they have on the page.

Cheers

Jacob Roder

Posted by jacobroder | September 25, 2007 5:29 PM
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Want to start your private office arms race right now?

I just got my own USB rocket launcher :-) Awsome thing.

Plug into your computer and you got a remote controlled office missile launcher with 360 degrees horizontal and 45 degree vertival rotation with a range of more than 6 meters - which gives you a coverage of 113 square meters round your workplace.
You can get the gadget here: http://tinyurl.com/2qul3c

Check out the video they have on the page.

Cheers

Marko Fando

Posted by markofando | October 1, 2007 8:38 PM
9

Iíve got an Amazon gift certificate burning holes in my pocket,
and I want to get the most bang for my buck.

Enter the Secret Amazon Web Pages:

http://tinyurl.com/38sojf

This is where youíre going to find the "latest sales, rebates, and limited-time offers" from
Amazon, and you can score some pretty deep discounts if youíre a savvy shopper.

Next, thereís the special Sale link. This is open every Friday, and ONLY on Fridays.

You can find the same good discounts here as you would in hidden Deals, although some
Fridays you can really get lucky and make off like an Amazon bandit - Iíve seen discounts
there as low as 75% off sticker price.

Posted by civermavami | October 4, 2007 6:51 PM
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There's one special secret Sale link on Amazon:

http://tinyurl.com/2r7ldr

This is open every Friday and ONLY on Fridays!

You can find very good discounts here, although some Fridays you can really get
lucky and make off like an Amazon bandit - Iīve seen discounts there as low as 75%
off sticker Price.

Posted by ElelsundesK | October 5, 2007 2:21 PM

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