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Friday, August 17, 2007

Gays and Lesbians = Cross Dressers, Child Rapers, Animal Fuckers

posted by on August 17 at 15:24 PM

So says Rick Scarborough of Vision America, a right-wing Christian group, wasn’t happy about the HRC/LOGO forum on gay issues.

…So far this political season we have had Frosty the Snowman asking questions over YouTube and now the “Gay Debates” to see just which candidate is willing to grant the most favor to a lifestyle which historical Christianity calls sinful. What’s next? The Cross Dresser Debates? Or perhaps the NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Lovers Association) Debates? Or here’s one for the ages — The Bestiality Debates. Not possible? That’s what I thought about our leaders attending a debate sponsored by homosexuals twenty years ago.

Jesus Fucking Christ. Does NAMBLA even exist anymore outside of the fevered imaginations of conflicted, right-wing Christian haters?

Via Americablog.

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Posted by Mr. Poe | August 17, 2007 3:39 PM

Wishful thinking Dan. I mean come on, you get like what, 1000 emails from poo fetishists every day, and you think the child fuckers have somehow been beamed up to the evil mothership from which they sprang? Sorry to disappoint you:

Posted by Providence | August 17, 2007 3:51 PM

Hm. You know, I hear from poo fetishists all the time. I almost never hear from baby rapers -- seriously. The only time I hear about NAMBLA is when they're trotting it out -- which now they do as a punch line almost exclusively. Rarely is it mentioned as a real threat anymore.

Ah, progress!

Posted by Dan Savage | August 17, 2007 3:53 PM

wow, trannies mixed in with pedo's and animal fuckers. People wonder why I hate religion....

Posted by Wurm | August 17, 2007 4:47 PM

What would be wrong with any of those debates? Instead of allowing dickwads like Scarborough to leave the insinuation out there that there is something tawdry about all of those topics as well as being connected to sexual orientation, I say we make assholes like him put their money where their mouth is.

I don't agree or participate in any of those things, but hell, maybe Bill might have a thing for Hillary's pant suits. The rumor is already out there that she wears the pants in the relationship.

Given Seattle's proximity to the Enumclaw horse as well as the number of cross dressers that have to be present, I would suggest the Stranger set up exactly those debates and invite the candidates.

Posted by Dave Coffman | August 17, 2007 4:53 PM

100% of NAMBLA members are FBI agents. Everyone knows that. I mean, come on -- if you were into children, would you advertise the fact by joining a CLUB? Right.

Posted by fnarf | August 17, 2007 5:06 PM

What do they have against the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes? I know it's a pretty obscure organization, but still...

Posted by Tiffany | August 17, 2007 5:50 PM

I'm guessing you can find a good concentration of NAMBLA members living in the Bible Belt.

Posted by Mike of Renton | August 17, 2007 7:26 PM

Wait a minute, Dan. Back in the late '90s, The Stranger ran a long article in which one of the staff attended the national NAMBLA convention right here in Seattle. I think it was Matthew Stadler, and in the end, he seemed to endorse the idea of abolishing the age of consent. It looks like March 20, 1997 from the Google search I did.

Posted by Gitai | August 17, 2007 9:19 PM

hahaha fuck lol I know the guy who made the frosty the snowman video for the YouTube debate. He was fucking shocked when they chose it, considering how stupid it was.

Posted by JessB | August 17, 2007 9:45 PM

Isn't pedoblogging the 'in' thing to do now for networking child rapers? I must consult CNN- I can't keep up with all these crazy fads.

"Ahh, the internet. Where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are all FBI agents."

Posted by Kerlyssa | August 18, 2007 10:16 AM

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