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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Faggoty Faggot Fags Out, Fagness Ensues!

posted by on August 16 at 9:51 AM

Clay Aiken is not gay, God dammit.

He just seems to have had a terrible stroke of some sort.

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My god, was he singing "Achy Breaky Heart?"

Posted by give the man a mullet | August 16, 2007 10:18 AM

Hella Gay Status

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 16, 2007 10:22 AM

I am sure he is not gay. Even though he is hung like a horse and I sucked it and got fucked up my ass by it all night a couple of months ago. But no, he is not gay at all.

Posted by Cato the YY | August 16, 2007 10:30 AM

Oh my... that's scary. He doesn't look too good these days.

Posted by brappy | August 16, 2007 10:32 AM


Posted by Mr. Poe | August 16, 2007 10:36 AM

MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh for the love of god, make it stop!

Posted by scottjon | August 16, 2007 10:44 AM

@1: No, worse: Justin Timberlake. Clay was trying to bring sexy back, although to whose community we can't be sure.

Posted by Christin | August 16, 2007 11:08 AM

Oh, hah, yeah, that was a quarter-second of Achy Breaky Heart there at the end. Good catch.

Posted by Christin | August 16, 2007 11:15 AM

I'm not sure which is worse. Clay not-gay Aiken trying to bring sexy back, or the Bear Force 1.

Posted by SDA in SEA | August 16, 2007 11:17 AM

don't stress, sda. let's just admit it: gay people are GROSS.

Posted by adrian! | August 16, 2007 11:30 AM

@7 No, he broke into Achy Breaky just as the clip cuts off. I heard it too.

Posted by Kate | August 16, 2007 11:30 AM

Cato the YY please spill your story. A green beret hooked up with him and the press loved the story. They would certainly love to hear yours.

Posted by lenny | August 16, 2007 12:02 PM

Where are the ClayMates?? Aren't they going to show up here and let us know that this is a parody (for God's sake!) and that Clay is just the most clever, witty, insanely funny person who ever lived? And such a humanitarian! SWOON.

Posted by wherearethey? | August 16, 2007 1:20 PM

A "stoke"? Gorl.

Posted by Jhames | August 16, 2007 2:04 PM

yeowch. sorry 14. i totally had a stoke. fixed.

Posted by adrian! | August 16, 2007 3:34 PM

Clay Aiken's version of SexyBack was obviously just for fun, but Justin Timberlake's version is totally mesmerizing. I can't help loving that song.

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