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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

The Coming Squirrel vs. Man War

posted by on June 19 at 14:02 PM

We’ve developed a super weapon. Victory will surely be ours.

(Thanks to tipster Andrew.)

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Psh, who needs that? Why not drop a gay bomb on them instead? I bet it would work wonders.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 19, 2007 2:11 PM

Seems very inefficient to me, since it only dispatches a single squirrel at a time.

A REAL "super weapon" would catapult thousands, nay hundreds of thousands of the fluffy-tailed vermin in one fell swoop.

Let the hard rain of Rodentia Sciurinae begin...

Posted by COMTE | June 19, 2007 2:40 PM

Brad, is this all because of that one time that those squirrels attacked Dad in our backyard? That was years ago. Get over it.

Posted by D. A. S. | June 19, 2007 2:47 PM

It would be really cool to put a flying squirrel into that thing.

Posted by keshmeshi | June 19, 2007 3:09 PM

Oh the squirlality!

Posted by Mary | June 19, 2007 4:03 PM

Can we get on for pigeons, and the fuckers who feed pigeons?

Posted by JC | June 19, 2007 4:10 PM

Do they make these for children?

Posted by monkey | June 19, 2007 4:22 PM

I love squirrels and hope none of them got hurt (I've seen them fall out of trees, but not slammed into them at high velocity)...but I still laughed.

Posted by elswinger | June 19, 2007 4:47 PM
Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | June 19, 2007 4:58 PM

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