Homo Coordinated Bear Attack???
posted by on June 26 at 12:55 PM
Yesterday, Savage slogged about the winners of The Stranger’s first ever Pride Parade Awards—the fuzzy-men-in-a-tub extravaganza “Bears, Bath & Beyond,” pictured here:
Today brought an entirely different photo of a bunch of bears in a sudsy tub, this one from the Denver Pride Parade, sent in by Slog tipper Keith and entitled “Rub-a-Dub-Dub…Bears in a Tub”:
Could this be a big hairy coincidence? Or are American bears using the internets to coordinate their Pride-related maulings? Who knows, but the more sudsy bears the merrier, especially when they adorn themselves with such hilarious accoutrements as the Seattle bears’ “Back n’ Shoulders” shampoo bottles…
Someone should warn Stephen Colbert!!!!
I loved the bears, but this technicolor rainbow cross baffled the hell out of me.
Our bears are better.
Hmmmm...well.
That's a bit disturbing. Do pride parades serve any purpose other than to make gay people look ridiculous?
Bears seem to like water. A couple summers ago, a few friends and I went to wild waves and had a great time, but not as great a time as the group of a dozen or so local bears in speedos who were having more fun than I've ever seen a dozen grown men having outside of a sporting event.
Re: 4: Yes. Pride Parades also create lots of gay litter.
#4, no, got a problem with that?
Some of those bears need to have more berrys and less salmon.
@ 3, I'm going to tell MY bears what you said and have them go kick your bears' ass.
Unless you mean the floats. In that case I'm in complete agreement.
Yes, yes. My plan is working. Perfectly. Perfectly. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bear fight! Bear fight! Bear fight!
"Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
The NWbears take a yearly trip to wild waves. This year its on August 19th :)
JC has a good idea.
So Bears are becoming the face of gay pride this year?
How wonderful for us :-)
Keep up the great work guys, our communities need us!
The Denver Front Range Bears love the Northwest Bears. I think we should just all take ove big bath together. Oh and to the Comment about about more berries less salmon. Can tell you are not a bear. We accept all shapes and sizes.
Bears just want to have fun. It was great to see the crowd response as the Bear Bath & Beyond float went down the street. NWBears are an inclusive group so berry and salmon eaters are all welcome! NWBears also contribute to the community in other ways. They are worth checking out!
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