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Friday, April 20, 2007

This Week on Drugs

posted by on April 20 at 14:13 PM


18-Year-Olds: Could be too young to smoke in Texas.

Seven-Year-Old: Discovers 89-gram crack rock in his pocket.

Outlaws: The only ones with fresh-scented refrigerators if Missouri restricts sale of crack ingredient, baking soda.

In Laws: Feds sued to restore aid for convicted students.

Priests: Say legalize medical pot.

Gram Cracker: Driver allegedly chews crack rocks.

Toppled: Truck spills an actual ton of cocaine.

Gouged: Canadian pot patients paying 1500 percent markup.

Caffeinated: Soap.

Hyyyyyaaaaammmered: Former SPD officer blows six times legal limit.

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Just don't use that soap when you shower after your evening jog.

Posted by raindrop | April 20, 2007 2:23 PM

$150 Canadian to by an ounce. They need to shut the fuck up and smoke. The last Ounce I bought, a couple years ago, was $400 U.S.

Posted by elswinger | April 20, 2007 2:59 PM

But what will my cocaine powered toy submarine run on then?!

Weird. I always though of baking soda as the "could be anything" ingredient in crack. Probably just end up getting cut with something worse. Eesh.

Can't keep coke out of your state? Have fun trying to control the flow of baking soda.

Posted by Dougsf | April 20, 2007 3:37 PM

Re: the seven-year-old with the monster rock--JUST LIKE BLOOD DIAMOND! I call dibs on the movie rights.

Posted by Bryan in the UK | April 20, 2007 4:18 PM

and up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong while watching how his penis patches got wet at

Posted by penis patches | April 30, 2007 12:12 PM

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