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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

“Pirate vs. Ninja”

posted by on March 27 at 15:42 PM

One of the highlights of the very first HUMP, the Stranger’s annual locally produced porn festival, was lesbian sex romp “Pirate vs. Ninja.” It featured a buxom pirate and a butch, mohawked ninja battling it out for the, uh, hand of a bound, blindfolded babe kneeling in a treasure chest filled with other booty. It had the best dialogue of any HUMP entries that year—to say nothing of the best swordplay and, once the ninja defeated the pirate, some of the hottest sex. Turns more than one way to swallow a sword.

If you missed the first HUMP, or you had your head in your date’s lap during “Pirate vs. Ninja,” the video is now available for purchase at It’s a steal at $3.99.

And while you’re at the site check out some of the other fine, original, and locally produced BDSM porn at If you though the Stranger’s 2006 Sexiest Personal Trainer—Miss Candy—was hot, then you’ll wanna check out her star turn at TwoBigMeanies.

Oh, and speaking of HUMP…

We’re gearing up for HUMP 3 and we’re looking for a good tag line. Last year we called it “HUMP 2: Electric Boogaloo.” So far we’ve come up with “HUMP 3: Free To Screw You and Me.” Anyone got any better ideas?

More HUMP 3 details coming soon. We’re going to have bigger prizes, more prize categories, and more fun get-this-in-your-video challenges for filmmakers. This year’s HUMP goes down October 19-20. Mark your calendars, call your sexually adventurous friends, and make plans to make porn!

NOTE: None of the links above are safe for work (though you’d have to be a fucking moron not to deduce that from the phrases “lesbian sex romp” and “BDSM porn”).

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OK, OK, OK. i know i should know better from actually reading the blog content, but man i could have used an NSFW designation on those links!!

Posted by ddv | March 27, 2007 3:50 PM

"Free to screw me and you" is much more rhymy than "free to screw you and me".

Posted by not my real name | March 27, 2007 3:51 PM

What about "Free to Do Me and You?"

It's a play on "Free to Be You and Me."

Posted by Dan Savage | March 27, 2007 4:01 PM

Hump 3: Sloppier Thirds

Posted by MoTown | March 27, 2007 4:03 PM

Hump 3: Hump with a vengeance

Posted by Michael | March 27, 2007 4:03 PM

Does it have to rhyme? How about "HUMP 3: The search for Cock"?

The trekkies would appreciate the nod...

Posted by Mike in MO | March 27, 2007 4:04 PM

sorry, MoTown wins.

Posted by Mike in MO | March 27, 2007 4:07 PM

Hump 3: This Time It's Personal

Posted by Zlexar | March 27, 2007 4:07 PM

HUMP 3: 50% more fun than a Bactrian camel!

Posted by gfish | March 27, 2007 4:09 PM

hump 3: mannequin on the move

Posted by sam | March 27, 2007 4:15 PM

Zlexar made me laff!

Posted by pox | March 27, 2007 4:17 PM

Hump 3: Return of the Schwing

Posted by pox | March 27, 2007 4:18 PM

The Rambo 2 and 3 taglines are pretty good:

Hump 3: First Blood


Hump 3: God would have mercy. John Rambo won't.

Posted by Zlexar | March 27, 2007 4:26 PM

Hump 3: NSFW

Posted by Diggabug | March 27, 2007 4:40 PM

@7 =) Thx, MikeMo.

Posted by MoTown | March 27, 2007 4:46 PM

"Hump: Filmage A Trois", duh!

Posted by COMTE | March 27, 2007 4:48 PM

Hump 3: Meet the Fockers

Hump 3: Unsafe At Any Speed

Hump 3: Crimes Against Nature

Hump 3: Dripping Hot Yoni

Hump 3: Cock n' Balls For All

Hump 3: Destination Perspiration

Hump 3: Horndog Heaven

Hump 3: She-Male Atrocities

Posted by matthew | March 27, 2007 4:50 PM


Posted by Special K | March 27, 2007 5:05 PM

Special K wins!

Posted by Soupytwist | March 27, 2007 5:09 PM

*snort* agreed on Special K winning.

Miss Candy also won Washington State Ms Leather this weekend! She's actually done a couple shoots with us, if you click her name in the sidebar you'll see them plus a sample clip from the shoot Dan linked to.

Thanks a bunch for the mention, Dan...

Posted by Russell | March 27, 2007 5:27 PM

Thirded for Special K.

Also, I like lesbian sex, but not BDSM. Now I'm sad, after being excited.

Posted by Maggie | March 27, 2007 5:39 PM

Special K is good too...I still like MoTown

Posted by Mike in MO | March 27, 2007 6:07 PM

HUMP 3: Free Willy

Posted by dirge | March 27, 2007 6:27 PM

Hump 3 - no that's not butter on your popcorn, now shut the fuck up.

Posted by rufus | March 27, 2007 10:11 PM

Special K FTW!

Posted by Aexia | March 28, 2007 7:11 AM

Gotta be Special K.

Posted by Ziggity | March 28, 2007 11:33 AM

Hump 3: Jimi's Revenge

Although Special K's suggestion is still making me laugh.

Posted by him | March 28, 2007 11:52 AM

Hump 3: The Humpening.

Posted by Mike | March 28, 2007 2:15 PM

how bout "only people who work for us or used to work for us win"?

Posted by suck it savage | March 28, 2007 8:53 PM

Yes, but when will we be able to buy Lawnboy? I know at least a half-dozen folks who would immediately buy it if it was available.

Posted by giveuslawnboy | March 28, 2007 10:49 PM

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