Hump “Pirate vs. Ninja”
posted by on March 27 at 15:42 PM
One of the highlights of the very first HUMP, the Stranger’s annual locally produced porn festival, was lesbian sex romp “Pirate vs. Ninja.” It featured a buxom pirate and a butch, mohawked ninja battling it out for the, uh, hand of a bound, blindfolded babe kneeling in a treasure chest filled with other booty. It had the best dialogue of any HUMP entries that year—to say nothing of the best swordplay and, once the ninja defeated the pirate, some of the hottest sex. Turns more than one way to swallow a sword.
If you missed the first HUMP, or you had your head in your date’s lap during “Pirate vs. Ninja,” the video is now available for purchase at TwoBigMeanies.com. It’s a steal at $3.99.
And while you’re at the site check out some of the other fine, original, and locally produced BDSM porn at TwoBigMeanies.com. If you though the Stranger’s 2006 Sexiest Personal Trainer—Miss Candy—was hot, then you’ll wanna check out her star turn at TwoBigMeanies.
Oh, and speaking of HUMP…
We’re gearing up for HUMP 3 and we’re looking for a good tag line. Last year we called it “HUMP 2: Electric Boogaloo.” So far we’ve come up with “HUMP 3: Free To Screw You and Me.” Anyone got any better ideas?
More HUMP 3 details coming soon. We’re going to have bigger prizes, more prize categories, and more fun get-this-in-your-video challenges for filmmakers. This year’s HUMP goes down October 19-20. Mark your calendars, call your sexually adventurous friends, and make plans to make porn!
NOTE: None of the links above are safe for work (though you’d have to be a fucking moron not to deduce that from the phrases “lesbian sex romp” and “BDSM porn”).
OK, OK, OK. i know i should know better from actually reading the blog content, but man i could have used an NSFW designation on those links!!
"Free to screw me and you" is much more rhymy than "free to screw you and me".
What about "Free to Do Me and You?"
It's a play on "Free to Be You and Me."
Hump 3: Sloppier Thirds
Hump 3: Hump with a vengeance
Does it have to rhyme? How about "HUMP 3: The search for Cock"?
The trekkies would appreciate the nod...
sorry, MoTown wins.
Hump 3: This Time It's Personal
HUMP 3: 50% more fun than a Bactrian camel!
hump 3: mannequin on the move
Zlexar made me laff!
Hump 3: Return of the Schwing
The Rambo 2 and 3 taglines are pretty good:
Hump 3: First Blood
or
Hump 3: God would have mercy. John Rambo won't.
Hump 3: NSFW
@7 =) Thx, MikeMo.
"Hump: Filmage A Trois", duh!
Hump 3: Meet the Fockers
Hump 3: Unsafe At Any Speed
Hump 3: Crimes Against Nature
Hump 3: Dripping Hot Yoni
Hump 3: Cock n' Balls For All
Hump 3: Destination Perspiration
Hump 3: Horndog Heaven
Hump 3: She-Male Atrocities
HUMP 3: "DO YOUR GAY VOODOO LIMBO TANGO AND WANGO DANCE"
Special K wins!
*snort* agreed on Special K winning.
Miss Candy also won Washington State Ms Leather this weekend! She's actually done a couple shoots with us, if you click her name in the sidebar you'll see them plus a sample clip from the shoot Dan linked to.
Thanks a bunch for the mention, Dan...
Thirded for Special K.
Also, I like lesbian sex, but not BDSM. Now I'm sad, after being excited.
Special K is good too...I still like MoTown
HUMP 3: Free Willy
Hump 3 - no that's not butter on your popcorn, now shut the fuck up.
Special K FTW!
Gotta be Special K.
Hump 3: Jimi's Revenge
Although Special K's suggestion is still making me laugh.
Hump 3: The Humpening.
how bout "only people who work for us or used to work for us win"?
Yes, but when will we be able to buy Lawnboy? I know at least a half-dozen folks who would immediately buy it if it was available.
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