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Friday, March 23, 2007

Letter of the Day

posted by on March 23 at 14:28 PM

Dear Kyle Mills (6 months), I hope somebody reads this letter to you, because I want you to know that you are not alone [New Column, March 22]. I too miss pussy. However, as a grownup, you will get to chase tail as much or as little as you please. But, trust me, enjoy the tit! Not every woman will let you suck on her boobies just because you cry. Stop acting like such a fucking baby and just be grateful for what you have. M. K.

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Well, it depends on who they are. I'm more Canadian in that respect, but I've noticed more American women seem to want that more often.

Posted by Will in Seattle | March 23, 2007 2:56 PM

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