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Sunday, January 7, 2007

Today in Stranger Suggests

posted by on January 7 at 11:00 AM

‘Notes on a Scandal’


(FILM) There are many reasons to spend part of your day and money watching this fine British thriller, the main of which are the lips of Cate Blanchett. One could exhaust hours just looking at them; they are perfect for the formation of lovely English words (“plenty,” “plum,” “perhaps”), perfect for sipping tea, perfect for seducing 15-year-old schoolboys. Cate’s kissing lips are fresh, soft, and filled with delicious blood. (See Movie Times for more info.) CHARLES MUDEDE

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Yeah, Cate is nice to look at.

Judi is hot as hell, though.

I love Barbara.

Ohhh Barbara....bitterness never looked so good.

Posted by patrick C | January 7, 2007 12:03 PM

I'd like to kiss Cate too but man, you are creepy.

Posted by Red Wendy | January 7, 2007 12:05 PM

Charles are very very creepy. I hope they thoroughly clean and disinfect the theater after your visits.

Posted by vampires suck | January 7, 2007 12:10 PM

What's creepy about wanting to taste Cate Blanchett's lips? That's what they're there for.

Posted by Fnarf | January 7, 2007 1:11 PM

If you can't see what's creepy about him, then you're creepy too

Posted by plate | January 7, 2007 10:08 PM

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