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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Erica’s Head is Going to Explode

posted by on December 19 at 18:41 PM

This gas guzzling monstrosity…


…is currently parked right outside our offices.

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Sweet ride, Dan!

Posted by Fnarf | December 19, 2006 6:59 PM

Perhaps some spare santorum might be found inside Purr to spruce up that blank white canvas...

Posted by Jackson Pollock | December 19, 2006 6:59 PM

20 people carpooling in this aweful piece of sh*t is actually more fuel efficient than each of them riding separately in their own Prius.

Posted by Sean | December 19, 2006 7:14 PM

Yes, Sean, because that's the primary function of stretch hummers.

Posted by Matt from Denver | December 19, 2006 7:17 PM

Matt, think of the stretch hummers as mass transit for proms and bachelor/bachelorette parties.

Posted by Sean | December 19, 2006 7:24 PM

that's a hybrid, bitch!

Posted by dzienkowski | December 19, 2006 7:28 PM

And I'm glad to see it's probably illegally parked back up against that No Parking sign. How appropriate.

Posted by Dave Coffman | December 19, 2006 7:30 PM

Quick, distract her with video of some disabled people getting on an express bus!

Posted by Orv | December 19, 2006 7:35 PM

Quick, distract her with video of some disabled people getting on an express bus!

Posted by Orv | December 19, 2006 7:35 PM

Sshh that's one of the new Transit Now! buses!

Don't tell anybody though, it's all a carefully orchestrated part of the PR campaign...

Posted by John | December 19, 2006 7:41 PM

Capitol Hill is the new Belltown/Pioneer Square (only gayer)

Posted by cite | December 19, 2006 8:00 PM

How in the hell did they get that parking spot? I sometimes canvas the neighborhood for a half hour just to park a Golf.

Posted by Tiffany | December 19, 2006 8:26 PM

Damn, why couldn't a big tree have fallen on THAT?

Posted by COMTE | December 19, 2006 8:43 PM

Well, I'd rather they all take that then drive drunk...

Posted by well | December 19, 2006 10:22 PM

very idle speculation - but maybe some people are sleeping in it because their electric power is out in Medina

and so they decided to take a little tour of quaint old Seattle - the real freak show so to speak

and where else but the gay bars and the stranger offices?

look, look, you can see heads bobbing and the car moving up and down and side to side while still parked - like that old cheech and chong movie

small earth quake perhaps, and, wow, all while still parked in front of the tourist trap stranger offices and the queer cocktail joint

look, look, isn't that oft mentioned one and only **ERICA** getting out now -jeez, honey, button your blouse and pull down that skirt

who else is in the not so white humpmpper and where next

stay tuneddddd

Posted by Sigurd | December 19, 2006 10:38 PM

well, i'd rather they all take that then shoot at an all ages crowd.

Posted by stoopid | December 19, 2006 10:42 PM

I just got off work, and have to be at a different job in five hours. I SO WISH I could be in the same brainspace that Sigurd is enjoying right now. Nothing I have access to will affect me fast enough.

Posted by so jealous | December 20, 2006 1:25 AM

Great new contest -

How can **ERICA** earn more stars?

For charity of course.

Posted by Maxie | December 20, 2006 2:12 AM

The first time I saw one of those I very nearly crashed my car into it out of spite, just because I hated it so very, very much.

Posted by Violet_DaGrinder | December 20, 2006 4:30 AM

I thought that's what she drove to work every day...

Posted by Mike in MO | December 20, 2006 5:54 AM

Easy now. It's carrying a cruise ship load of gay midget clowns. The gas use per occupant is negligible. Let 'em be.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | December 20, 2006 8:41 AM

Were the passengers wearing tube tops?

Posted by A Nony Mouse | December 20, 2006 9:46 AM

if only her head would explode... sigh.

Posted by Preston | December 20, 2006 10:07 AM

They're certainly not going to the Vogue.

Posted by ronski | December 20, 2006 11:29 AM

Maybe it's the Victrola victory party?

Posted by Seth | December 20, 2006 3:37 PM

Does Dan often takes these rigs from the airport - bike riders fantasy, and low level celeb show boat

Posted by edward | December 21, 2006 4:33 AM

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