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Friday, October 27, 2006

Sexy Piece of Shit

posted by on October 27 at 15:28 PM

Here is The Stranger’s art department’s rendering of my second-best costume idea/comment on the sexy costume controversy. (Note that for some reason the model’s midsection possesses the quality of an owl’s neck. Is this sexy? Sexist? Who can say? A gay man made it; the owls are not what they seem.) Sexy Piece of Shit is easy (in more ways than one!), fun, and undeniably HOT. Ladies, have at itI am going as my first-best costume idea/comment on the sexy sports-nickname controversy: a Shehawk, tight end, but of course! (“But girls can’t throw/play sports/be powerful!” “I KNOW! Sexy!”) Ladies, if you steal (that’s a football term!) this idea, we will have to have a catfight, and that will only serve to reinforce the dominant paradigm. Happy Halloween!


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I would wear the shit out of that costume, no pun intended. But, uh, why are the model's legs on backward?

Posted by wendy | October 27, 2006 3:34 PM

Has anyone proposed Sexy Single Grain of Sand yet? Anyone?

Posted by Bettina | October 27, 2006 3:47 PM

Does that model have a giant cold sore onn her lip, or does my monitor need adjustment?

Posted by Fnarf | October 27, 2006 5:17 PM

Be careful. Only certain people are gonna hit on you with this costume on.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | October 27, 2006 5:21 PM

Do as Hasslehoff does: Pile on the corn, be a huge hit in Germany!

Posted by Dougsf | October 27, 2006 5:48 PM

I don't see what's so sexy about this costume. You can't even see her tits.

Posted by Sean | October 27, 2006 10:57 PM

That costume stinks.

Posted by Gomez | October 28, 2006 6:12 AM

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