Thursday, November 15, 2012
News The Most Sought After Shirtless Pic In the History of Shirtless Pics
Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 1:37 PM
The Seattle Times wins the Internet.
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Clearly it wasn't a salacious:
"I'm sexy, wanna do it?" type picture.
It was a:
"HAHAHA! I'm funny looking like these two Bob's we use for target practice! HAHA!" type picture.
All those other media outlets cropped the shit out of it. Niiiiiice.
"I'm sexy, wanna do it?" type picture.
It was a:
"HAHAHA! I'm funny looking like these two Bob's we use for target practice! HAHA!" type picture.
All those other media outlets cropped the shit out of it. Niiiiiice.
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@1 QFT.
This isn't salacious, it's self-mocking. Reporting Fail, but not that we're surprised that the media gets it wrong on any political thing to do with sex.
This isn't salacious, it's self-mocking. Reporting Fail, but not that we're surprised that the media gets it wrong on any political thing to do with sex.
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@1,9 We must be looking at different pictures...
Not only can we see some sort of poles projecting from the bottoms of the two dudes flanking him, but you can also see the evidence of them taking loads from numerous agents.
If that isn't a salacious photo...
Not only can we see some sort of poles projecting from the bottoms of the two dudes flanking him, but you can also see the evidence of them taking loads from numerous agents.
If that isn't a salacious photo...
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It does rather confirm me in my opinion that in any political "scandal" involving sex the story should be taken away from American reporters and given to grown-ups. Otherwise you get nonsense, puritanism, misstatements, and all of the sophistication of a thirteen year old boy going, "booooooobies"!
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Clearly, the internet doesn't know about your huuusband, Terry. I was browsing his Instagram today. Good Good, Dan. Holy crap!
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This is just the kind of exaggeration that FBI agents like this guy use to threaten and entrap ordinary citizens all the time. I'd say "What goes around comes around" except this is so obviously meant to be a silly joke, or at most him using the funny context to show how good a shape he was in for his age in a non-flirtatious way. In the past 6 years we have seen enough narcissistic self-portraits truly meant to be "flirtatious" that it is pretty easy to divine the difference.
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Goddamnit, Dano!
If you're going to post this crap, at least annotate the photo so we'll be able to tell which one is the FBI agent! ! ! !
(Thanx!)
If you're going to post this crap, at least annotate the photo so we'll be able to tell which one is the FBI agent! ! ! !
(Thanx!)
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