Trooper fawns over baby deer: Po-po stops to save an adorable little baby deer from the side of the road after its mom dies.
Elephant advocates trumpet their displeasure: People who claim that the Woodland Park Zoo mistreats animals want to send the elephants to Tennessee. Sounds backwards to me!
Captain Hindsight strikes again: King County Sheriff's office urges people in freezing rivers to wear life jacket after yet another tragic death.
Maybe he doesn't want to eat his vegetables: DC police officer allegedly made threatening comments about Michelle Obama.
Thaw baby thaw: Huge 5 mile landslide in Alaska may have been because of melting permafrost, which, ya know, keeps things frozen.
Homoerotic Headline of the Day: "Sticky-Fingered Marine Found Guilty for Smuggling AK-47 from Saddam's Palace into US."
Obama's gloves come off: With most media outlets unequipped to deal with Romney's lies, Obama keeps on beating Mitten's alleged job record around.
We just thought we were soooooo smart:
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