Monday, February 20, 2012

So Far, the Only Victims of Gay Marriage Are Lesbians

Posted by on Mon, Feb 20, 2012 at 11:23 AM

Gay marriage is signed into law in Washington state, a lesbian couple publicly states that they can't wait to get married, and they come home to a swastika and a middle finger spray painted onto their Tacoma garage.

Meanwhile, it's been four days since the debut of, the searchable database that contains the names and addresses of Washington residents who signed 2009's anti-gay Referendum 71, which sought to repeal Washington's domestic partnership laws. And despite bigots' fears that they'd be subject to harassment if their bigotry were made public—that hoards of dapper gays would descend upon them like cocksucking locusts!—the internet is predictably devoid of stories of reprisal.

So, for those of you keeping score at home: The only people victimized as a result of Washington's gay marriage law appear to be a lesbian couple and their three children. (But hey, if any of you bigots out there have a story of being harassed or persecuted by the gay mob as a result of your R-71 signature or for speaking out against gay marriage, I'd love to hear it.)

Hat tip to Sir Spanks-a-lot.


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Catalina Vel-DuRay 15
I thought Seattleblahs had the aneurysm before he started commenting on slog.
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay on February 20, 2012 at 9:26 PM · Report this
Free Lunch 14
I don't read every post here. Did SeattleBlues come on Slog and say he had an aneurism?

I'm not sure I'd believe him if he did; rather, I'd guess something else changed that made his constant trolling less interesting to him, say like realizing that same sex marriage will eventually happen no matter how much he campaigns against it.

But if it's true, that's awful. Sorry to hear it, SB, and I hope you recover.
Posted by Free Lunch on February 20, 2012 at 9:06 PM · Report this
scary tyler moore 13
sphagnum, honey. actually, that is a perfect description of supreme ruler of the universe!
Posted by scary tyler moore on February 20, 2012 at 9:02 PM · Report this
blackhook 12
Don't be so sure that heterosexuals are not being targeted. This guy has been constantly harrassed by homos ever since the bill was signed into law!
Posted by blackhook on February 20, 2012 at 9:01 PM · Report this
Catalina Vel-DuRay 11
Actually, it's Seattleblahs, isn't it? The short, hairy guy with the sweat stains who smells like sphagum moss?
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay on February 20, 2012 at 8:49 PM · Report this
@2: It's Seattleblues, not Seattlebruise, but still, lol. Also, Baltimore represent!
Posted by Whoop Di Doo on February 20, 2012 at 6:30 PM · Report this
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn 9
It takes balls to ask them to call you up and hand you a scoop.

I'm pretty sure if somebody on that list calls up a right wing reporter and claims harassment, it's probably fake. If somebody on that list is dumb enough to call up the likes of Cienna Madrid and claim harassment, it's definietly fake. Not saying the Stranger won't print it...
Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn on February 20, 2012 at 5:07 PM · Report this
Ok, cocksucking locusts, really? That's an awesomely disgusting line. I didn't know you had that in you: You should do stand up, Drag King style...You could be, "Sarah Silver Man"
Posted by scratchmaster joe on February 20, 2012 at 4:17 PM · Report this
Zebes 7
Note to the Seattleblues and Loveschilds of the world: Getting called an idiot because you wandered into a liberal-leaning forum (or any forum of public discussion, really), called everybody a deviant or worse, and otherwise acted like an idiot does not consitute as being harassed or persecuted.
Posted by Zebes on February 20, 2012 at 3:47 PM · Report this
Some gays made fun of my terrible fashion sense recently. That totally counts.
Posted by beef rallard on February 20, 2012 at 12:41 PM · Report this
scary tyler moore 5
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!???? teri is a friend of mine!
Posted by scary tyler moore on February 20, 2012 at 12:40 PM · Report this
Phoebe in Wallingford 4
Not to discount what you're saying Cienna, but the two are not quite comparable. If went live with the names very soon after that vote, its more probable that some nitwits might have done some vandalism. But, that was over two years ago and folks moved on.
Posted by Phoebe in Wallingford on February 20, 2012 at 12:11 PM · Report this
rob! 3
(hordes. Though if Santorum wins office we might have to stockpile some for a rainy day.)
Posted by rob! on February 20, 2012 at 12:04 PM · Report this
Rob in Baltimore 2
Don't forget that Seattlebruise had an aneurysm. Although, I may have caused that one. His last post on Slog was a rabid tirade in response to me. Well, at least with the brain damage he suffered, and subsequent dementia, he can hallucinate that he's living in his make believe house in Tuscany.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore on February 20, 2012 at 12:00 PM · Report this
Baconcat 1
During the Initiative 13 campaign in 1978 it was claimed by the anti-gay side that gay people were going to attack the sponsors of the measure. What ultimately happened, however, was that attacks against the LGBT community skyrocketed.

They make the same claim every time and the same thing happens every time.
Posted by Baconcat on February 20, 2012 at 11:37 AM · Report this

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