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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Black Velvet: David Lynch Brand Coffee

Posted by on Thu, Feb 2, 2012 at 1:45 PM

It's not called Black Velvet (booooo!), but this seems to be real:

Coffee's never been scarier (you can use that, David Lynch! And "Black Velvet"!). He's got light (not blonde), medium, and dark roast.

How Do You Like Your Beans?

Posted by on Thu, Feb 2, 2012 at 11:34 AM

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I like my coffee beans medium-roast, though it doesn't seem like something to get all wound up about. But a paper's got to fill pages/use up pixels, right? However, while they surely test-marketed the hell out of it, calling lighter-roasted coffee beans "blonde" seems stupid. Such beans are nowhere near blonde-colored, and it's impossible to know whether they have more fun.

Starbucks chose the term "blonde" because "light" can "infer that something has been removed" or might confuse consumers who think of light coffee as having milk added, a spokeswoman says.

Oh, the poor confused consumer!!!

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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Even More More Saul Alinsky

Posted by on Tue, Jan 31, 2012 at 1:49 PM

From his lesser-known sequel to Rules for Radicals:

Rule 23: Always separate your cause buttons for easier reading.

Rule 24: Layer for warmth.

Rule 25: "Birth of a Nation" is a great pre-action psych-up film no matter the political faction.

Rule 26: Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Also, vomit is an acceptable protest projectile.

Rule 27: Ridicule is the most potent weapon you can use as a commenter on Brooklyn Vegan.


thanks to slog tipper Brad "media lad" Katz

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Monday, January 16, 2012

Snowmaggeddon 2012

Posted by on Mon, Jan 16, 2012 at 7:58 PM

OK, hate to be acting like I own Slog or something, or like I know how to deal with snow or something, but being from Chicago, I can only say:

HAVE FUN. And. . .

Accept that Mother Nature is in charge, and as the contemporary avatar of the Goddess, Neko Case, has put it, "Never turn your back on Mother Earth. . . "

Go for a walk and listen to how different a city blanketed in snow sounds. See how different the familiar streets and houses and trees and parks look. Feel how different it is to walk on snow and ice. Look for a cardinal or a bluejay vivid against the white.

Put out food for birds and rabbits and squirrels. Stay home from work if you can. Keep warm. Ignore politics. Hunker down. Read some poetry, drink something hot, make a pot of soup. Eat the soup with good bread and olive oil or butter. Have a drink with people you love.

After the jump, some poems . . . some of which have lines applicable to tonight's politics.

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With Enemies Like These...

Posted by on Mon, Jan 16, 2012 at 11:44 AM

From the electronic mailbag:

In my opinion savage spreads garbage. he is fowl mouth and a disgrace to journalism.

That's the entire message.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Gold Star Comments of the Day...

Posted by on Tue, Jan 10, 2012 at 2:43 PM

...Go to a slate of commenters in Goldy's anti-cigar smoking post, in which he cites that "71 percent of Washington voters oppose amending the state's voter-approved smoking ban to allow cigars in bars, restaurants, and some retail stores."

Which prompted this comment:

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And this exchange:

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Their reasoning is flawless.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Stranger Arts Staff Experiences Foghorn Leghorn Revelation

Posted by on Fri, Jan 6, 2012 at 1:27 PM

The old Foghorn Leghorn cartoon has never, to my knowledge, been discussed in The Stranger's editorial offices. But when Charles compared a local politician to Foghorn Leghorn five minutes ago, the room exploded in panegyrics to and imitations of the old Southern chicken.

The arts editorial staffers never unanimously agree on anything except the very basics. (Like, you know, "murder is generally a bad idea.") The fact that so many of us share a deep affection for Foghorn Leghorn is a freak phenomenon, an extreme mathematical improbability.

As Grant said in the middle of the excitement and the I do declare!s: "He's a straight shooter."

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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

UW Investigated for Violating State Labor Laws

Posted by on Wed, Jan 4, 2012 at 12:14 PM

Updated with comments from Norm Arkans, a spokesman for the UW.

The University of Washington may be guilty of repeatedly violating Washington State labor law, according to a preliminary ruling issued by the Public Employment Relations Commission (PERC.pdf). The PERC's ruling responds to six complaints filed in November by 30 unionized campus police officers, represented by Teamsters Local 117.

This fight comes down to issues brought up at the bargaining table. Specifically, the campus officers accuse the UW Police Department management team of "interfering with employee rights, discriminating against employees for engaging in protected Union activities, and refusing to bargain in good faith," according to a Local 117 press release.

“They have created a Big Brother environment at work where officers are intimidated, which makes it difficult for us to focus on protecting the public,” stated Officer Raymond Wilson, a five-year campus employee and Local 117 shop steward in the release.

"We believe the allegations are completely without merit," counters Norm Arkans, a spokesman for the UW, "and we will be at the hearing to try and convince people of that."

School officials (or rather, their lawyers) have until January 10 to respond to each of the union's allegations, at which point a PERC examiner will set up a hearing for the case. If the school fails to respond, it "will be deemed as an admission that the [allegations are] true," states a December 20th PERC letter. However, if UW was found at fault, it would simply mean that the campus's police department management team would have to void out all of the union contract changes that prompted the unfair labor practices and return to bargaining table with the campus union, where they'd have to once again "bargain for any new contract changes or bargain over what they'd done," explains David Gedrose, an unfair labor practice manager with PERC.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Now That's the Christmas Spirit!

Posted by on Sun, Dec 25, 2011 at 8:09 AM

Slog tipper Rita says, "My family was unimpressed with Candy Cane Lane...until we saw this!"

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Thank you, Rita, for this lovely reminder that the holidays are all about very vigorous, very public displays of love and affection. All of us here at Slog wish all of you out there a very Merry Christmas.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

A Book About a Thousand Things

Posted by on Thu, Dec 22, 2011 at 6:23 PM

Why are some boats called "schooners"?

A Book About a Thousand Things, published in 1946.
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Why Jews Eat Chinese Food on Christmas

Posted by on Thu, Dec 22, 2011 at 11:11 AM

Not to totally end the comments conversation here, but Sullivan did a series on this back in the fall. Links here, and here, and here. Guess which part I contributed and win undying glory.

A Book About a Thousand Things

Posted by on Thu, Dec 22, 2011 at 1:17 AM

Why are some ships called schooners?

A Book About a Thousand Things, 1946
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Overheard in the Office

Posted by on Wed, Dec 21, 2011 at 4:54 PM

"It's like our integrity leaks away periodically—whoa, there it goes again! But then as we sleep, our well of integrity magically fills again."

"I prefer to think that there's an integrity fairy who's really goddamn tired of stopping by here."

Monday, December 19, 2011

B&O Espresso Now Reportedly NOT Closing at the End of the Month

Posted by on Mon, Dec 19, 2011 at 3:09 PM

First seattlepi.com said that B&O Espresso was closing forever at the end of the month.

Now Eater Seattle says the B&O will stay open "through all or most of 2012."

The rumors of closure have been going around for approximately forever—in 2008, a bartender said, "They said two years, but they've been saying that for five years."

Wake me up when it's over.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

A Book About a Thousand Things

Posted by on Wed, Dec 14, 2011 at 1:04 PM

Today's installment from A Book About a Thousand Things, published in 1946:

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Monday, December 12, 2011

A Book About a Thousand Things

Posted by on Mon, Dec 12, 2011 at 11:49 AM

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I found this book sometime in hazy past. (At a used bookstore? In a cardboard box on the sidewalk? I can't remember.) It's called A Book About a Thousand Things, it was published in 1946, and it is literally just a book about a thousand things without themes or order.

For today's installment: How did Nome, Alaska, get its name? And why was paper money called "shinplasters"?

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Friday, December 9, 2011

A Book About a Thousand Things

Posted by on Fri, Dec 9, 2011 at 10:32 AM

Since people have been asking about it in the comments threads of previous posts about A Book About a Thousand Things, here it is, the question you remember from childhood: Why are dummy clocks set at 8:18? Click to zoom.

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Thursday, December 8, 2011

A Book About a Thousand Things

Posted by on Thu, Dec 8, 2011 at 11:11 AM

From page 447 of my 1940s version of Wikipedia.

Can horses sleep while standing?

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Horses have the power to sleep while standing. In 1943 Professor C.G. Winchester, member of the animal husbandry faculty at the University of Missouri, said that experiments indicate that horses rest better on their feet than on their sides. Their legs are provided with muscular mechanisms that cause them to "lock," as it were, and permit the animals to rest somewhat as if they were standing on stilts. When a standing horse is unconscious there is no direct brain control over the muscles essential to the maintenance of an erect posture.The muscles in the legs, back and chest are controlled by the reflex actions of the spinal cord. In a similar manner a bird sleeping on a swaying limb maintains a reflex balance while its consciousness is in abeyance. Horses sleeping while standing occasionally, though rarely, fall down.

More often certain muscles in the forelegs relax suddenly and the horse knuckles over onto the fetlocks and then immediately catches itself. Horses sometimes go for months without lying down. It is astonishing how little lying-down rest they require. Yet a horse left to itself will sleep, standing up or lying down, eight or ten hours a day. This is true of other Herbivora, including elephants. An Indian elephant often will feed eighteen or twenty hours and then rest and sleep only one or two. It is said that they have been known to remain standing even after they were dead. When horses lie down to sleep their eyes usually remain open or partly open and they sleep so lightly that they are awakened by the faintest sound. They seldom lie long in the same position because their great weight cramps their muscles and prevents the under lung from functioning.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

A Book About a Thousand Things

Posted by on Wed, Dec 7, 2011 at 11:31 AM

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I found this book sometime in hazy past. (At a used bookstore? In a cardboard box on the sidewalk? I can't remember.) It's called A Book About a Thousand Things, it's by a guy named George Stimpson, and it was published in 1946. It's my new favorite book. From page 113:

Why does a red schoolhouse symbolize education?

Although most wooden schoolhouses in the United States are now painted white, a few generations ago it was customary, especially in New England and other northeastern sections of the country, to paint frame schoolhouses red, not because that color was preferred, but because red paint was cheaper than any other kind obtainable. Thus the little red schoolhouse became a symbol of popular education in general.

And from page 259:

Does thunder kill chicks in the shell?

Many people are of the opinion that thunder frequently affects the hatchability of eggs. Poultry experts assert that there are many instances on record that apparently support the common belief that thunder sometimes kills chicks in the shell. If such a phenomenon exists it has not been adequately explained by either physical or biological science... Of course a different problem is presented in cases where lightning actually strikes in the vicinity of eggs that are being incubated. Both the terrific shock and the lightning itself would probably have an unfavorable effect upon the eggs.

You don't say!

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

A Book About a Thousand Things

Posted by on Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 4:10 PM

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I found this book sometime in hazy past. (At a used bookstore? In a cardboard box on the sidewalk?) It's called A Book About a Thousand Things, it's by George Stimpson, and it was published in 1946. The book is like an early 20th-century Wikipedia, 550 pages of questions without any apparent organizing principle: "Why do some shoes squeak?" And: "Is the art of hardening copper lost?" And: "What is the function of lucky stones in fish?"

Let's begin with a boring one, shall we?

Why is "controller" sometimes spelled "comptroller"?

The spelling comptroller was introduced about 1500 and arose from a mistaken derivation of the word from compte, an obsolete form of count suggested by the French compte. Count was derived indirectly from Late Latin computum, from computare, "to calculate." The Shorter Oxford Dictionary says of count that it was "refashioned in the fourteenth century, after Latin, as compte." Since a controller's business was to examine and verify accounts it was supposed that the word should be spelled comptroller, and this spelling was affected particularly by official scribes. The erroneous form now survives only in certain official usage; as, Comptroller General of the United States, Comptroller of the Currency, and Comptroller of the Post Office Department. Controller is the correct spelling for ordinary purposes. In both cases the word is pronounced the same—kon-trole-er. Literally a controller is one who controls. Control comes from French controler, which in turn is derived from Latin contra, against or counter, and rotulus, roll. The present French form of controller is controleur, not comptroleur, as often supposed.

Thanks, Book About a Thousand Things! Bonus question about snake hearts after the jump!

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Man CAN Live on Beer Alone!

Posted by on Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 12:01 PM

As noted in the Morning News, a man in Alaska survived in a snowdrift for three days on Coors Light. That's nice and all, but has everyone forgotten the local man who lived on GOOD beer, and only good beer, for an entire month?

From his journal:

There’s little doubt that the experiment has been a success. I have experienced spans of lucidity and lost close to fifteen pounds. The kids and the bartenders at times seemed wary, but I tried always to maintain my perspective and not presume on anyone’s indulgence. Still, this is not something one not as seasoned as myself should probably attempt. Thank God for the astonishing range of styles [of beer] we have available in this area and in this country—in the world for that matter. This experiment would not have been so interesting thirty years ago. It boggles the mind how beneficial adding a little food to the quotient might be. Are the policymakers listening?

Thanks, still, to Doug Nufer!

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Apparently, There Was an NBA Lockout or Something

Posted by on Sat, Nov 26, 2011 at 11:11 AM

Something called the "NBA" is apparently in the midst of a lockout this season, which according to numerous news reports may finally have been settled. I'm told this all has something to do with a sport they play in desolate backwaters like Oklahoma City. And as in most labor conflicts of this sort, the folks with the most money win:

On nearly every count, the deal favors the owners, who all along had sought an overhaul. The players made significant concessions, including a reduction of up to $300 million year in salaries, $3 billion over the life of the agreement.

Yay! Another victory for those who own the means of production over those whose surplus labor value they exploit!

It's hard to feel sorry for men paid millions to play a game, but it's even harder to feel sorry for the billionaire monopolists who pay them. As far as I'm concerned, I wouldn't have been bothered to see this labor dispute drag on forever to the financial ruin of all.

Friday, November 18, 2011

"We, as a society, need to stop being angry that Twilight exists."

Posted by on Fri, Nov 18, 2011 at 1:22 PM

I have been saying to friends lately, as Twi-mania and its corresponding Twi-annoyance, Twi-hatred, and Twi-exhaustion erupts once again in anticipation of the new Breaking Dawn movie, something along these lines: The interesting thing about the Twilight books and movies is not that they are bad, or that they were ever made. There's lots of bad stuff being made in the world all the time. The interesting thing is that they are popular, and what that says about the culture we live in—and even that is not all that fascinating. Deeply shitty things are very, very popular all the time (reality television, Republican presidential candidates). So even though I really appreciate the fact that people are analyzing a pop culture phenomenon's sexism and racism, and all the merchandise/tattoos/Forks tours seem crazy, people snottily whining about how much they hate Twilight is far more obnoxious than the thing itself.

Marah Eakin at the AV Club just wrote this way, way better version of what I think I was trying to say:

Without a doubt, some of the people at those screenings will be die-hard Twi-maniacs who have spent large portions of their paychecks on trips to Forks, Washington (where the series is set) and who remain convinced that Robert Pattinson is, in fact, Edward, the vampire he plays. Those people will be in the minority, though. Most of the audience will be made up of rational, capable adults who hold down jobs, are in relationships, and probably have at least a little money in their checking accounts. They’ll be at Breaking Dawn not because they think it’s romantic that wolf-boy Taylor Lautner will fall for a toddler, or that Kristen Stewart is a great actress. Instead, they’ll be there because it’s a silly movie, an escape, and a rather ridiculous one at that.

If you hate/love/give the slightest shit about the fact that Twilight exists, you should read the whole thing. Otherwise, by all means, carry on.

Weather Report

Posted by on Fri, Nov 18, 2011 at 9:49 AM

Hail at the Stranger Weathercenter!

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Yogurtland: Where You Can Apparently Have Twice the Something of Nothing

Posted by on Tue, Nov 8, 2011 at 12:44 PM

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I do love Yogurtland, the self-serve land of yogurt with about a dozen different flavors and every topping you can imagine. And their new pumpkin pie flavored frozen yogurt is really good! (Especially with some mini chocolate chips and a drizzle of caramel.) But the sign advertising the new pumpkin pie flavor drives me crazy. I walk past it every single day and it makes no sense at all.

Twice the real pumpkin, it says. But twice the real pumpkin compared to what? Other pumpkin flavored frozen yogurts? How can you prove that? Twice the real pumpkin of that piece of pumpkin pie? Twice the real pumpkin of a REAL PUMPKIN? Impossible! It doesn't make sense! What does it mean? It doesn't mean anything!

Anyway, it bugs me. It's been there for a couple weeks now, and it hasn't stopped bothering me. Welcome to my world, where I can spend weeks thinking about the wording on a poster hanging in the window of a frozen yogurt shop.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Happy Announcing for Statewide Elected Office Nobody Cares About Day!

Posted by on Thu, Nov 3, 2011 at 11:37 AM

My inbox is littered this morning with press releases announcing candidacies for statewide elected offices nobody cares about.

First there was the missive from state Rep. Zack Hudgins (D-11) declaring his run for Secretary of State, an office left open by the retirement of Republican incumbent Sam Reed. “I believe I bring the management experience and commitment to democracy needed to ensure the office of Secretary of State meets the highest standards,” Hudgins said, as if anybody cares. A couple hours later, state Sen. Craig Pridemore (D-I'm-too-lazy-to-look-it-up) announced his campaign for the office of State Auditor being vacated by Republican Brian Sonntag. Pridemore writes: "I’ll bring hands-on auditing experience, an eye for detail, and my prized toy dog taxidermy collection to the office." (Or something. I may have erroneously transcribed that last part.)

And just as I started writing this post an email came in from state Rep. Helen Butler-Rodgers-Cromartie (R-Somewhere East), announcing her run for State Superintendent of Inland Fisheries, a post that has remained unfilled since the tragic death of longtime superintendent Anders Ljunggren in a freak fishing accident. *

Why are three accomplished legislators like Hudgins, Pridemore, and Butler-Rodgers-Cromartie giving up their seats to run for statewide offices most voters don't know exist, let alone give a shit about? Because their current jobs pay like crap and are godawfulfucking boring. I suppose they might offer other reasons if I bothered to call them up and ask, but that would require me caring.

As the election nears, I'll try to work up the strength to feign interest, since I guess that's my job, but for now I think I'll just go get an early lunch.

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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Overheard in the Office

Posted by on Tue, Nov 1, 2011 at 2:18 PM

"I could get a Pulitzer if I wanted one."

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